Top 10 Biology Jokes (2)

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• biology
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• elliott
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• zerobio

[jlasces]

Q: Where do damaged organelles go?

A: to the ER!

I teach biology....and am always looking for bio. jokes. Thanks for sharing!

[zerobio]

@jlasces Haha good one! Glad you liked it. Good luck teaching.

[PaigeElizabethHanson]

Q: What's the easiest way to tell the sex of a chomosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

One chromosome said to the other, "Do the genes make me look fat?

[zerobio]

@PaigeElizabethHanson Haha, I like that second joke. Good one! :)

[Champmeister91]

Awesome jokes :D. By the way, you seem to be a cool teacher, keep up the good work ;). Anyway, here's a joke for ya:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron then says "how much for the drink", and the bartender replies "for you, no charge".

[zerobio]

@Champmeister91 Hehe, cute joke! Thanks for your comments.

[TDiGrigs]

Two atoms are hangin out. They get into a conversation. "i think i lost an electron." "are you sure?" "Yea i'm positive

[BB0YMatty]

Whats the mitochondrial waste?

A-T-Pee

[UcchanGirl]

argon walked into a bar and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve noble gases"

Argon didn't react

[arcotSAM]

@sumaiah911

What did the animal cell say to plant cell?

'tear down that wall'

[psilocyberspaceman]

@zerobio A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, you can’t come in here." Whereto the neutrino replies, "Just passing through."