The Ballad of Douche Quadbike (Drizzt Remix)

I'm a sad and lonely douchebag
In a cold and cruel world
With tight pants and a quad bike
And a stalk-on for a girl
Gonna spam my way across the earth
To prove to you i'm sweet
Not just a narcissistic golem
Made of random lumps of meat

So babe I'm sorry I was mean to you,
I'm sorry I turned traitor
I'm so sorry that I fucked that waiter

But I'm not gay any more
Had a taste for man ass babe,
But I think I've found a cure
All I need to do is lift some things And arrange them on the floor
And you'll come back to me for sure,
And I won't beat you like a whore any more

I'm not much good with words, babe, with music or with art,
But I'll roll the tyres of my sincerity Through the cow field of your heart
The rocks of longing I will lift,
The hay of sorrow drag
And I'll hope nobody notices that I was gonna
Paint the wrong name on that flag

And I'm sorry that it's been so long, I'm sorry that I did you wrong,
I'm sorry all the steroids took
Six inches off my dong

Least I'm not gay any more
All these fishtails on my quad bike is why my ass is sore
I got a maybe for a movie part,
Got one foot in the door
I'll spam my video on messageboards galore
And everyone who sees it will adore me

Hmm, strike a pose

So Loren baby for you and Hollywood I'll quit the dicks and the rectal friction
Even though it's a reasonable assumption to make
That your existence is a total fiction

I'm not done with you yet,
Our relationship failed baby,
But i haven't written off the debt
I'll make a dick out of myself on the internet
And if you hate me then cancer you will get

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Douchebag
• Quadbike
• Remix
• ZootSanchez
• Awesome

[quagmar2000]

Dancing to this makes me NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY ANYYYYMOOOORE

[Wibbles11]

This is actually an amazing song, and an amazing song, and also an amazing song.

[broodpap]

love this remix =D

[icecubatron]

man, that was one epic thread

[AitchJay]

Catchy, love it.

[chunksloth]

This song is super catchy.

[Aniiksa]

Ge-ni-us remix. I'll be humming this all day now.

As Captain America would.

[gogogadgetkat]

I would like to marry Drizzt. Right now.

[abrashTX]

OH noez! You hurt the douchebag's feewings. Now he's gonna sue!

[Asmodoues]

That is Drizzt singing.

[zoetropez]

Douchebags are okay.

[jimm77787]

Beyond awesome. I have one question though, in this version, is it still Sanchez singing? Or did you sing in this one? thanks