F+ Podcast: Internet Computer

Welcome to the F Plus: Terrible Things Read With Enthusiasm!

F Plus is a podcast wherein a gaggle of internet nerds (and Bunnybread) read the internet's most bizarre, insane, or downright silly posts. This short revolves around the latter.

In episode 43: "My Fanfics Are Full of Emotion!" (http://www.thefpl.us/index.php?option...) the readers looked at two strange fanfiction authors. One of them was Hans von Hozel, a German guy who writes really short, really goofy stories. This story was cut out of the original recording, but made it onto the site as a short!

... and no, I don't know why Hans keeps using "danube" as a verb in his stories.

This cartoon was played during F Plus Live last weekend as a surprise for both the readers and the fans. I worked really hard to get this done on time, and people seemed to enjoy it, so yay!

For more fun, go to http://www.thefpl.us and listen to more episodes! You'll be glad you did!

FULL TEXT OF THE STORY:

Internet Computer

The Beatles were try to make a using of new technology, but were confuse because the 60s!

"LIVERPOL!" shout The Beatles as a not workings Computer and smash to the ground!

"Ow," say Computer, "Why don't you make a read of instructions computer instead of smash computer?"

"LIVERPOL!" shout The Beatles of again and kick Computer out the window.

ABBA made a laughing as they watch Computer smash onto the street outside.

The binary spread the floor!

Suddenly, ABBA made a stealing of all The Beatles CD's and made a puttings them on the internet.

"Hahahaha," say ABBA, "You cannot use Comptuer!"

"LIVERPOL!" shout The Beatles, they try to stop ABBA steal CD's but already stolen disks!

And everyone use Computer to make The Beatles go to their Ipod and a not pay Beatles!

The Beatles were annoy, but could no remove songs because the 60s!

The songs danubed around Internet, and constructed in their binary.

And so The Beatles go to the building of internets and steal the internet!

"NO!" say ABBA, "YOU CANNOT STEAL INTERNET."

But a stealing internet.

And The Beatles ran away with Internet, but they drop of the nets and Internet smash to the floor and a million pieces!

"THE INTERNET CAN NEVER ME CONSTRUCTED TO ITS PEACE EVER AGAIN!" scream everyone, and they chase The Beatles around and a hitting of them.

• Category

  Film & Animation

[HexArcher]

Ehhh I hope Liverpol is how you're saying they're pronouncing it and not a typo >.< *Liverpool

[Jazaaboo]

I only wrote it how Hans von Hozel wrote it in his story, so if it's a typo, it ain't mine!

[VIVItheHeiwa]

well,this remind me a phrase from Yellow Submarine:

-George: It's Beatle-proof.

-John: Nothing is Beatle-proof.

even Internet.

[Geremy Tibbles]

Stog really is a cat. A drunk cat.

[SevenSeasOfRhye24]

LIVERPOL xD

[k1000a92]

This is amazing. A++

[deliberatemusician]

cute

[sebaknight1]

Indeed, more views.

[PKfireball]

and pikachu

[omgodzilla10]

needs more views

[OlaNaTungee6]

LIVERPOL!!!!!

[pyro80]

I love how everyone is represented by Indiana Jones, Mr.T and the Cookie Monster.