Qualatex vs. Betallic - The Balloon Twister Showdown

This video was featured at Todd and Don's Twisted Film Festival at Twist and Shout 2008. It is a parody of the Mac/PC commercials, featuring the two top balloon producers. Enjoy! http://www.JungleJimBoston.com

Jim Manning from Jungle Jim's of Boston is an award-winning balloon artist and professional birthday party entertainer. He specializes in kids party entertainment in Boston, Massachusetts. He is a balloon twister out of Boston. He knows how you can have a fun kids birthday party. He has many successful birthday party ideas for kids.




Betallic: Hello! Thank you for watching our video. We had a great time making it.
Qualatex: Yeah. [0:05]. We really appreciate everything both balloon manufacturers have done for the industry. Enjoy!

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm a Betallic.
Qualatex: We're the two leading balloon manufacturers in the industry.
Betallic: And we'd like to welcome you to Twist and Shout 2008.
Qualatex: We hope everyone is enjoying themselves.

Betallic: Ah! Hold on. I'm sorry.

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm SuperTex.
Qualatex: We're the two leading balloon manufacturers in the industry.
Betallic: And we...

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm a Belatex.
Qualatex: We're the two leading balloon manufacturers in the industry.

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm a Betallic.
Qualatex: Alright. You're ready to go?
Betallic: Yeah! Ready to go!
Qualatex: What are you doing over there?
Betallic: See, I'm resealable. Helps me stay really fresh. I see you just pop right out of the bed.
Qualatex: Yeah, but I get used up so quickly that really fashion is really isn't an issue because...
Betallic: Huh! Must be nice.
Qualatex: It is. Problems?
Betallic: No.
Qualatex: What are you doing over there?
Betallic: Some of the balloon artists find it easier to work with me if I stretch out a little bit before I go.
Qualatex: My balloon artists really don't -- hardly have any issues.
Betallic: It must be nice.
Qualatex: It's pretty easy.
Betallic: [coughing]
Qualatex: What was that?
Betallic: Nothing.

Qualatex: Hi! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm a betallic.
Qualatex CBA: I'm a Qualatex CBA.
Betallic: A what?
Qualatex: Pioneer [2:02] in place where balloon professionals can train to make me look my best in front of clients, and they can answer any question that a customer may have about the best ways to use me.
Betallic: Ooh! Certified... Well, she got to take a test or something? Whoopy-do!
Qualatex: Five actually. One written, one verbal, has to watch a number of videos. It's quite an investment in time.
Betallic: Ooh! Big deal.

Qualatex: Everyone can do a lot with me.
Betallic: Well, I can still look good on my own.
Qualatex: Yeah.

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: And I'm a Betallic.
Qualatex: We've been trying to work out some issues with each other.
Betallic: So lately, we've been seeing a counselor.
Qualatex: I'll go first?
Betallic: [nodding]
Qualatex: Betallic, I think your metallic colors are great!
Betallic: Thank you, Qualatex. I really like all of your magazines, even if they're frivolous and I could do it...
Qualatex: Again...
Betallic: I'm sorry, let's do it again.
Qualatex: Betallic, I think your link-o-loon system is impressive.
Betallic: Thank you. Qualatex, I really appreciate what you've done for the -- helping getting the balloon twister industry started. Ah! CBA...
Qualatex: I think we're going to need some extra sessions.

Qualatex: Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: Hold on. Coming through...
Qualatex: Whoa! Betallic! Are you okay?
Betallic: Yeah. People have been double stuffing me lately, [3:49] some challenges. It's really slowing me down. You know how it is.
Qualatex: No, I don't actually. I mean, Qualatex balloons hold up pretty well.
Betallic: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just get this done.
Qualatex: Fair enough. Hello! I'm a Qualatex.
Betallic: Oh... I need to do some breathing exercises. Ooh!
Qualatex: Are you okay?
Betallic: [breathing loud]
[4:22] End of Audio

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[junglejimboston]

Four years since we made this! Hard to believe...

[Fudoshin67]

Betallic is run by corporate douchebag's who like nothing more than to step on the necks of their employees and treat them like garbage. Work there at your own risk.

[LeeKaufman1]

I love it! I can hardly wait to attend this years Twist & Shout in Chicago. Brody's 800-4-Balloons will be there.

[Chromatix]

in around 50,000 qualatex balloons i have used over the years i have not had a single siamese balloon, lots from other manufacturers. very consistent quality too, very few pops on inflation

[balloontutorials]

yeah the Qualatex black can pop in one twist.

[mshenhouse]

IF he was really qualatex he was have a another guy attached to his ankle. I see many "simese twin" when  I use a bag of Qualatex.

[itamarforfree]

Qualatex has not move to Canada. Qualatex is still american and based in Wichita - Kansas. The quality looks the same for me looking at the past 15 years.

[Deanballoonatic]

I love the video!

But I've found that when Qualatex moved to Canada the quality went downhill.

I myself have semiretired from twisting since then and haven't seen if the quality was brought back up since over a year ago.

[chazmagic1]

hilarious!

[HappyCabbie]

Great parody, however the Betallatex black balloon is superior and they have some cool shapes like duck heads. I do use 80 percent Qualatex though. 5 stars.