Chopped 'n screwed - T- pain ft. Ludacris Instrumental

Yeah!
YEA-YEAH!
WHOA-O-OHH


Nuh-Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah


Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said da club is about to end
And you said won't you come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

*Written By: Janak Chauhan*

Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed


Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

*Written By: Janak Chauhan*

Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite strip club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done got you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
She takes big sip out yo cup
And she said that'll be 60 bucks


Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)
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You've officially been chopped and screwed


Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)
Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me
Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em
But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)
You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (ey)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knee
Put you on punishment
Women and I'll spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the lord
Like thank you-thank you
Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that will lead you on
And steer you on instead of please ya (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause all night long
She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probably because the amount of booty that I've grabbed (ey)
Coming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission and subdued (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)

*Written By: Janak Chauhan*

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed


Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME

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[Therealhiphop88]

0:32 In your best auto-tune voice...

Have you ever seen, a 8-piece all alone in your fridge? (fridge fridge fridge)

Straight up outta KFC, and you don't even know whose it is (is is is)

And you say "Whose chicken is this? I'm finna smash but I don't wanna be rude (rude rude rude)

Then you say "I'm finna tear this up, I'm bout to heat this chicken up."

Cuz I don't really give a fuck

Now you don't went and stole some God damn food, food food God God damn food....

[LongboardAddiction]

adult swim

[DownhillAddiction]

@LordVanitas

dont try and copy my swag troll

you 8 months too late bitch

[IXxBossxXI]

@iiTYP i heard this when it first came out in 08 and remembered how much i love this and decided to look up the instrumentals when i heard them on as 5 minutes ago.

[iiTYP]

I heard this on adult swim and was like whaaaaaatttt lol

[LordVanitas]

 [adult swim]

[blu3heartz]

@Therealhiphop88 lmao this is funny af i was done at fridge

[MuzicProdigy3]

CHURCH lol

[BLKHAWK91483]

@Therealhiphop88 You gotta add another verse to this....lmao

[lordvoldemort578]

2:17 sickkkk

[goatsampson]

heat rock