I'm a Banker

I'm a master of the universe, I'm looking for a job
I used to own a trading desk, but now I'm just a yob
I trousered all your millions before they threw me out
If you still don't know what I am
I'll leave you in no doubt
I'm a Banker, I'm a Banker
That's why I bought soft grain
I thought it came in packets
But it's the size of Spain
It's tough about your mortgages
And homeless children too
We've all run out of money now
I'm just the same as you
I'm a Banker, I'm a Banker
We all made lots of dough
That's why the price of wheat went up
About a year ago
Can't hear the sound of crying kids
When you're on the trading floor
It me what has a credit wrist
It's what my right arm's for

I'm a Banker, I'm a Banker
That's why I bought crude oil
I made more in three seconds
Than you with years of toil
It's tough about the petrol price
And food and heating too
That's just the way that Banking works
I've Banked all over you.

I'm a Banker, I'm a Banker
Still living at the top
I've sliced and diced your mortgages
But you can't call a cop
I'll blame it on complexity
Or someone further down
And if I can't find someone else
I'll just blame Howard Brown

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• i'm
• banker
• lehman
• dick
• fauld
• howard
• brown
• stock
• market

[TheDarkstar36]

I'm a banker :(

[Schweizer135]

Well done!