Eddie Izzard - Dark Matter

Don't go in there. There's 73 percent of it!

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• izzard
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• matter
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• comedian
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[pheeson]

I had a lecture in engineering science last week and the professors asked can anyone guess what percentage of the universe is dark matter?

i shouted 73%, and he said we have a genius here then asked me how did you know, and i said I was watching an Eddie Izzard DVD last weekend. some students laughed, some had no idea what i was talking about

[junkrika]

@pheeson Brilliant! XD

[ADragonAmongRoses]

@Rumiton yes, Eddie, and the Magic School Bus.

[Rumiton]

@pheeson My son, as you walk through life, Eddie Izzard will teach you all you need to know. 

[Blane471]

baldurus1 and tiaxanderson............. ITS A FUCKING JOKE!

[darrennz2008]

@tiaxanderson ... who fucking cares ... Eddie Izzard is the topic here , not the universe as we know it ... Piss off

[darrennz2008]

@baldurus1 .. Wow , thanks for that useless piece of crap information ..

[baldurus1]

@pheeson Actually dark ENERGY covers 70% of the Universe, dark MATTER 25% and observable matter 5%.

I'm guessing there's a reason the professor in question was teaching engineering science and not theoretical physics.

[tiaxanderson]

Factually incorrect, but verry funny.

~30% dark matter (simply matter which we can't see directly), ~70% dark energy & lastly ~1% All we can see in the universe. (figures are all rounded up for ease)

[katelyn980]

@pheeson BAHAHAHAHA YOU sir, are a legend.

[Eol724]

very dark nothing scares me

[filleformis]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ~ XD