Brains

[lyrics below]

I don't know how to play or write music, but I didn't let that stop me. Witness the errors of my fretwork! Behold the off-key monotone vocals! Experience the raw power of elementary musicianship!

***Lyrics***

I'm a zombie eating smarter people's brains,
so one day I'll be smart like all of them.
So wise and prestigious I will become.
My kingdom will rise from its ashes like a bird.
They'll sing praises and make me head of every firm,
then maybe one day I'll be famous too.
It all starts with a simple procedure,
and that, my friends, is the consummation of brains.

You won't believe it but brains taste a lot like clay;
All mushy, and also sometimes salty too.
The best part is the cerebral cortex (of the brain);
It connects to the spine and makes pretty designs.
The mind is something of a delicacy here in the states,
like something at a high priced New York restaurant.
Intelligence comes around with a simple little step,
and that, my friends, is the consummation of brains.

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Music

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• brains
• zombie
• music