GEARS OF WWE

After news of the film adaptation of the popular Xbox 360 franchise Gears of War hit the internet, many were left wondering who would be cast in the roles of the many distinct characters in the game.

Leave it to genius director Len Wiseman to assemble the perfect cast for such a testosterone-filled movie. Who has Mr. Wiseman cast to portray the ensemble group in the Gears universe?

I have here some leaked information from reliable sources that Mr. Wiseman has been secretly watching many WWE TV shows, and has noticed that the game's characters all resemble past and present WWE superstars. As such, he has gone out on a limb to hire these athletes to go star in this action-packed tour-de-force.

Here I present to you the leaked casting for Gears of War, for the very first time on the net. You saw it here first, folks!

P.S. - Cliff "Dude Huge" Bleszinski would be so proud right now

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[a316sob]

It's a little something called "HUMOR" EricRice, in case you didn't know. And my question is, why did you even bother watching this video, and for anyone to actually believe this, you have to be a real moron lol. thanks for the comments tho.

[96tjlb]

kim could kill a grub by the ankle lock

[DAPUN1SHER01]

lol taz looks like tai but way to short

[KillaCamRon360]

@jerryschica lol yeah Skorge even looks like hes gonna bust out a spinaroonie (D

[KillaCamRon360]

I think Bobby Lashley would play a good Cole Train he looks alot like him

[TheSuperkid225]

lol billy baird fkin hilarious

[silverbeast75]

the way the warrior would run to the ring reminded me of the berserker

[Tougie24]

Got a hell of a laugh outta this good vid.

[lonniemorris11]

funny as hell i like

[jerryschica]

4:20 so racist

[NNJMONSTER]

yu know who should be hoffman it should be john cena