Crazy Lady at my Workplace

St. Patrick's Day 3-17-2009
While at work, this lady came in shouting:
"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO! How much are these?"
My co-worker Sean and I looked over at this woman, wondering why she's yelling in the middle of our lobby with a copy of our Film Folio in her hand that she just took from a stand reading "Free, Take One"
She repeated herself:
"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO! How much are these?"

Me: "Those are free, you can have that."

Crazy Lady (to Sean): "You look like Ron Howard! You look like Ron Howard's son!"

Sean: "Gee, thanks."

Crazy Lady (to me): "I saw your brother." (I HAVE no brother) "He writes those scripts outside!"

Realizing I was in for some comic gold, I reached for my phone and started recording video. A transcript follows:

Crazy Lady: ...at the oscars party and that it's it's anyway... those postcards that we saved, we still have them...

Me: Oh good... you still have those?

Crazy Lady: So um, one.. brother he informed me that those scripts that your brother?

Me: My "brother"... yeah, yeah. (again, I HAVE no brother!)

Crazy Lady: ...and umm he y'know, you've heard of Old Westbury Gardens?

Me: Yeah, of course!

Crazy Lady: Maybe there's somebody there that would read his scripts
because they do film movies there...

Me: Yeah, they do!

Crazy Lady: Yeah, I may have my photographs, my wedding photographs taken
there in the future...

Me: Oh really?

Crazy Lady: so I was just wondering if my mom and I are allowed to view a movie here in the future?

Me: Yes, definitely. Please do!

Crazy Lady: And what do you charge for a family membership?

Me: Uh a dual membership is what we have...

Interrupting Crazy Lady (to Sean): You look like in the era of like when Ron Howard was younger.

Me: Right, like Happy Days.

Crazy Lady (slightly indignant):No, not like Happy Days, like another show he was the star of... My Mother and I... (there was no such show, at least not starring Ron Howard)
What do you charge for a family membership?

Me: a hundred dollars

Crazy Lady:And whats the benefit of that? (before I can answer and nearly in the same breath, she follows with) I spoke to your mother...

Me: My Mother?! (lady, I've never seen you before in my LIFE!)

Crazy Lady: ...not too long ago and she was very defiant when I was speaking to her with that emotion. She wasn't very nice to me.

Me: Do you know who my mother is?

Crazy Lady (impatiently): Excuse me. I really came in here to find out what's the benefit of having a family membership?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Crazy
• Lady
• Insane
• rambling
• funny
• hilarious
• cinema
• independent
• psycho
• movie
• ridiculous
• fml

[cptmuska]

lol I love the 2 dude at the end, having the dude right beside u to witness that is even better LOL

[igpnat]

Oh, how I miss working at the CAC...

[1superNATURALwoman]

Uhhmmm... Yeah... She was just a tad bit on the crazy side! And it looked like she was storming out to go pop her trunk. I would've locked the doors! LOL

[Pinhead554]

I wish I was there to see this

[eddiecmusic]

I bet she realized that you are not who she thought you were and was like "Man am i stupid" and left...

or just still crazy

[thegeekyfreak]

Holy Crap! I can't believe that woman may live in my town! Scarrrrrry. Thank God she didn't leave like that to go get her gun. She's PSYCHO crazy!

[DrunknIrishmanNY]

CAC at its finest.

[Darkknight088]

Looks like another escapee from South Oaks Asylum lol