Star Wars according to 3 year old (with clips)

For the original see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

All credit for this video should go to http://www.youtube.com/user/fistofblog and daughter.

Transcript:
"Well. Well. Okay. The sand people capture robots and drive, and sell 'em in a garage sale - kinda like a garage sale but except they're selling robots. And no one's gonna buy R2 and the shiny guy - the shiny guy always worries - Luke's gonna buy those. And Obi Kenobi's a kinda teacher. He's teaching Luke how to learn how do to his little light-up-sword. He has to try to block the little pokie ball. He tried to do it without seeing. Obi Kenobi sometimes move things around, sometimes he disappears. Princess Leia got out a jail and out in the spaceship. And they got the big thing that blown up stuff, we blown it up together. It blown up Princess Leia's planet. But don't talk back to Darth Vader - he'll get ya. It's an exciting movie."

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[Teesterz]

...I am forever calling it a SpaceSip.

[MrJohnnysunshine]

i explain things like this. no one thinks i'm cute. fuck allayall =p

[scarfacejason]

a 3 year old that knows about pokemon in 2008, now thats wat im talking about lol

[SteveSabbai]

...this is what it sounds like when you talk about Star Wars to a non Star Wars fan...

[sactocapo]

@44chickendance Her face when she says that is priceless! LOL

[stevok777]

Coincidentally, this is the same kid that wrote the script for Star Wars Episode I

[haquet1]

"but dont talk back to darth vader, cuz he'll get you"

LOL!

[royalgameboy]

she understands it more than i did at that age!! and i loved a new hope!!!

[GrainghisKhan12]

It all makes sense now! :D

[44chickendance]

Omg... this is so ADORABLE. Like, what three year old uses words like, capture, or garage sale?!!! I guess this one does. My favorite part is " The shiny guy ALWAYS worries" LOL

[superepicawesomeness]

omg...ive been calling them by the wrong names all my life!

its not c3po, its shiny guy.

its not obi wan kenobi, its obi kenobi!