The Divine Theory

Made and produced by Galactic Productions, The Divine Theory is a 9th grade biology project on a biblical scale- literally! Behold our Earth's creation from the narrative of a "Greater Being (Thor Jonsson)" from Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Fenix, and even Jehovah's Witnesses'. From Adam in Genesis to a redneck's front door, this IS how our planet came into existence.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Creationism
• project
• God
• Allah
• funny
• Jews
• Inherit
• the
• Wind

[tonyschmoeredux]

Why does Allah speak with an Scottish accent?

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Crom laughs at your Four Winds !

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The "confederate flag" baseball bat was funny.

[solochapin101]

Dear fred-dick-driver the dog rapist.

I fucked your mother last night.

Maybe now you'll think twice before insulting people's videos cause they'll fuck your mother.

Now, you're mother WILL start insulting people left and right off your account once she learns of that fact, in hopes that I will once again steal her from her bed and ride her into a tantric sunset.

To avoid that, tell her I won't let her cum next time. No matter how much she deserves it ;)

So yea, fuck you bro. Stop raping dogs.

[solochapin101]

lmao. spitballin. I've never been more proud of you vinny.

[DonVindetti]

Suckier? Great use of vocabulary, Mr. Driver. I bet that's what your boyfriend says every time he rams his dick up your ass. Or maybe your thirty-five year old ass likes lookin' at shirtless boys portraying Biblical characters and playing with your self, ALONE, in your grandmothers basement? I don't know. I'm just spitballin' here but maybe you need to take a bit of an analysis of your sad pathetic life. So thank you, Mr. Ebert and I hope to read your reviews in a magazine one day.

[fredphellipssdriver]

You fag! It is fags like you that make YouTube suckier every day you freaks! Get this crap off Youtube. No quality production here.