Free-doom News, Episode 02

Fakepilot reports news on the Free-doom channel.

"Good evening, this is Fakepilot. I'm back, with another neocon news report. Free-doom for Gaza!

United States closest ally Israel, have now killed over 900 people in Gasa. Over 3.000 wounded. 30% are children.

The plan: genocide or total extinction.
The excuse: The rockets from Hamas must be stopped. And since the rocket silos are portable - we have no other choice but to kill them all.

The weapons: Phosphor shells. They look beautiful, shooting out phosphor particles, like smoking killer jellyfish in the sky. They self ignite in oxygen, burn through flesh and bones. All though forbidden, great for tightly occupied places like Gaza City.

Cluster bombs. A weapon that 94 countries signed a deal to ban, is raining over Gaza. Just like in Lebanon, children and civilians will be killed by clusters long after impact.

For the first time ever, I present the latest in robot technology. The Pilotless aircraft drones. It's the silent death from above and it's cost effective. It's almost like a Fake Pilot. Get it? The drone circles at high altitudes, hunting for human flesh. The drone targets both heat and cell phone signals. Their missiles are silent but highly destructive, on impact, they destroy everything within a 15 meters radius.

And now, the secret weapon. Depleted uranium tank shells. They can cut through trucks, walls, armies even tanks, like a knife through butter. They leave radioactive dust, which can kill slowly and apply birth defects to generations centuries later.

No food. No water. No electricity.

The best way to extinction is to block all entrances and destroy the supply of drinking water. It takes 3 days and nights for a full grown to die from dehydration. 750.000 people in Gaza have no water. According to UN, they would need 400 emergency convoy trucks into Gaza every day. UN reports a maximum of 37 each day. Mubarak of Egypt, blocking and waiting for Israel to finish the job.

Back in the white house, George W. Bush mourns the tragic death of India Willie, the cat. Lets have a silent 5 seconds grief and pray.

There is a Norwegian doctor drawing to much attention. He reported signs of depleted uranium, which should be kept a secret.

Reporters, is your propaganda getting rusty? Blame Hamas and their human shields. Yes, you can shoot children hostages in order to kill the enemy. Look! there is a terrorist in the hospital! No, the Red Cross ambulance was a disguised terrorist truck!

Glad you support us with our war against Muslims. I mean war against terrorism.

Remember, the illusion of democracy - must persist. That's it for tonight. Rot in pieces."

Background music by Plastikman.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• gaza
• israel
• genocide
• fakepilot
• free-doom
• freedom
• palestine
• drones
• bush
• delpeted uranium
• cluster bombs
• phosphor

[Fakepilot]

It's true that the UN convention doesn't specifically ban white phosphor. What is forbidden is the use of chemical weapons against civilians that can both injure and kill with it's toxic and poisonous effects.

White phosphor is highly caustic. To use it inside of Gaza City is considered chemical warfare and that is forbidden.

[linusekenstam]

this is just so good, i get the feeling of "eyes-only" Fakepilot to the people

[drWhiet]

Hail Fakepilot !

[jabusher]

How do you know that? There is buildings damages by clusterbombs. You are a isreali bull. Like pitbull. Agressive, just irritate a little bit and there is a masacare. Hail Fake-Pilot against the Zionists! Together we can fight agaist this facism threat.

[pickassoreborn]

The first five seconds made me happy.

[joneseastman]

This is such bull, and no clusterbombs are being used.

[espido]

Congratulation  that's the only truth. Zionist jews are assasins, the real terrorist.

[Qbus89]

Why is it, that in the eyes of the world, the life of an Israeli is more worth than the life of a Palestinian? Few care about the hundreds of Palestinian victims, but many more cry out when an Israeli dies.

Human lives are valuable and shouldn't be spent on wars.

[FredtheArtist]

Seems to me that this report contains more "facts" than most American news reports on the subject.

All Americans are kept in the dark if they dont aggressively pursue not to be.

[Piergeiron]

White phosphorous shells are not forbidden, get your facts right.