Microwaving Crest Neat Squeeze Toothpaste -w- Tarter Control

Every one needs a dental plan but did you ever think what cooks your food may need some fresh breath too. Time to get coking with a full tube of neat squeeze tart control toothpaste. Remember, microwaving food is for morons.

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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• microwave
• tartle
• control
• crest
• tooth
• paste
• exotic
• lightshow
• dental
• hygene
• food
• recipe
• explosive
• explosion
• glowing
• boom

[connorisawesome11]

the toothpaste bottle should say Warning: Fire hazzard if placed in microwave

[Tr3buchetK1ng]

HOLY SHIT I didnt know tey made lightning in a bottle!

[MrPooooooooooooooppp]

that sucked



[dirtpoordaisy]

Toothpaste Is My Favorite Thing

[dirtpoordaisy]

Toothpaste Is My Favorite Thing.

[minotauros91]

DAM MICROWAVE YOU SCARY!

[lithiom678]

minty

[jessicainvisable]

but what did it smell like

[Chelsie98100]

wow poor microwave, it is going to need YEARS of therapy

therapist: so what happened to cause your trauma?

microwave: he he he he put toothpaste *names all the items* in me and laughed when they blew up and and i got bruises and cuts and it shorted out my battery!

Therapist: .......okay lets get Dr. Phil up in here.

[friendsforever204]

didnt see that one coming did ya

[BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr]

your a genius you invented tooth spray:D

[SeppukuBLUE]

Did it leave the microwave minty fresh?