*PLEASE READ*
Credit to Chris "Bungler" Burns for rockin on piano and to Corey King for kickin it on the set. This is my first rap which I wrote on a bus ride to Lake Placid for fun. I hope nobody gets mad this was just for laughs but if you do, get over it. We recorded this May 24th, 2011 in school at the end of 9th period using the Voice Memo app on my iPod and recorded through the microphone on my headphones. I am more than pleased with the outcome.
People Mentioned: Mike Barber(me), Chris "Bungler" Burns, Ken Johnston, Dan Morrison, Jon Granger, Jesse Perkins, Luke "Barty" Bartlett, Robert Kearns, Wild Bill terSteege, Cory Ahern(Gay Porn), Sheri, Jay Berube, Brandon Whalen, Keely Cooper, Mr. Bill Morse, Josh Ross.
If you want your name removed just let me know.
LYRICS
My name's Mike Barber and my flow's so cold
I don't eat blue cheese I'm allergic to mold
Don't hate the beat or you'll get told by Bungler
Chris
Christopher Burns
He rocks on piano and makes it rain, we're insane
We ain't doing this for fame
But when we drop this track you'll know our name, it's a shame
I almost forgot the UPS Man (Ken)
He fucks me all time and treats me like Dan
But Ken's, the man, and this is our plan;
To start rapping and eventually enter the game
It's harder than you think to use your brain
When you got none left from all that hippie grain
That we be smokin, me and Ken be tokin
Jon's asleep on the bus but he needs to be awoken
He'll tell us how his leg is broken
Then Jesse says "Fuck you Jon, get your violin and play us a song"
But he's our friend, we always get along
I didn't mean to rag on you, that was wrong
Don't worry though, it's Barty's(Luke) turn
He had a quarrel with Robert Kearns
Nothing happened we soon would learn
Unlike Wild Bill and Gay Porn(Cory Ahern)
It reminds me of Sheri getting torn
Sorry again, she's just so fine, she just can't help but blow my mind
She's older though, before my time
It's getting harder to make more rhymes
Difficult to even start a line
Berube's so slow it should be a crime
He claims his hair is strawberry blonde
I wouldn't doubt if he used tampons
His brain is puny and he is not strong
Slap him in the face with my ding dong
Brandon is a bitch so no ping pong
We can't stand Keely we just don't get along
The Young Studs are sick hop off our dick
We may not be smart but we're no Quick Nick
I am the guy you want to be
Mr. Morse is a tall ass tree
He missed some school for some surgery
His anus is bleeding it's really leaky
If he angered me he'd get kicked in the knee
You know me, it's Mikey B
Check my report card you won't see no D's
If you're packin that weed pick out those beans
You can't be me but keep your dreams
I've always wanted to bust in her EYE
But whenever I get close they say BRB
No disrespect to the BIG
Your lyrics and flow I just DIG
I'm not dumb so no CIG's
This school is gay filled with PIG's
I wouldn't mind if they DIE'd
What are you looking for, what can't you see
I'm above your level, you can't reach me
Dr. Slaughter says I have allergies
You're all little girls with small pee pee's
Get outta here dawg, I know you got fleas
Not you fat Ross, you ain't no boss
Why do shotput you can not toss her salad
This no rock ballad
Not dealing with chords or triads
But this song's gotta end
Maybe I'll do my creature backbend
lyrics all done by me within a few hours, piano played by Chris Burns and Corey King on Drums
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Sayonara - Mike Breezy (feat. KoKo)by michaelskape278 views
ha this is awesome man!
Aaronl8n 7 months ago
@Aaronl8n haha thanks Aaron, I'm gonna start working on that happy beat soon!
michaelskape 7 months ago
Mike Breezy comin at you live
michaelskape 9 months ago