How to Vomit and Not Regret It

How to Be a Person: The Stranger's Guide to College, Sex, Intoxicants, Tacos, and Life Itself. Online at howtobeaperson.com

This guide to life from the writers and editors of The Stranger has all the information--for college and for the rest of your existence--that everyone else "forgot" to tell you. How to have a conversation, how to turn a crush into something more, everything there is to know about physics (in a single paragraph!), what the music you like says about you, spoiler alerts for big novels so you can flirt with English majors as if you've already read them, how to come out (should you happen to be gay), how to deal with a hangover, how to binge drink and not die, how do laundry, how to do drugs (and which ones you should never do), sexual positions you should try, how to write a great sentence, and a state-by-state guide to the U.S. of A. It's all here, along with Dan Savage's very best advice about sex and love.

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  Comedy

[Daniel Efford]

Haha clearly written by people who spend time around drunks who can't hold their liquor. Props to enlightening the junior partier to some party etiquette.

[spino4951]

This would be the type of book I would actually read...and recommend to friends.

[roger jackson]

You didn't actually show us how

[lorrianneisback]

I puked on my lil bro he is 9 and now pised

[EmilyTtalk]

Good god

[sk8terofthewild]

so... i come here to skive school and i learn something...

hyronic?

[jjbisapartyfreak]

Hi

[jjbisapartyfreak]

Jk

[jjbisapartyfreak]

I just threw up :)

[raffboneno2]

Brit here- what the fuck is 'honk'?

[Robert Fitzgerald]

genius, wish i'd seen that when i was younger.. And the ink blotches/similes of puking was inspired!! ten points to fuckng griffendor!