Zelda II WITH LYRICS

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On the 12th day of BRENTmas, my true love sent to me... a brand new WITH LYRICS song, WHEEE!

Special thanks to Dave Bulmer for providing his pleasing English baritone voice for the epilogue narration. Check out his awesome video game music videos and more at http://youtube.com/demontomatodave

Also, special thanks to ScrewAttack's Professional Jared for letting me borrow the boots, sword, shield, and cartridge.

Also, special thanks to Matt Villanueva for waking me up in time to get the exterior shots, as well as his fine cinematography skills.

And finally, a VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS to Ben Ambroso and Drew Bramlett for literally CREATING the Link costume for me with only a day's notice. Sorry about the ears, fellas, we had some technical difficulties and were racing against the weather. You are both true lifesavers!

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LYRICS:

Link! You're on the alert again
So put on your skirt again!
Get ready to fight till it hurts
Have a nap, take a squirt, Begin!
Another adventure through the countryside!
Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass, Kicking some ass!
The baddies are on the rise since Ganon died
Stay off the grass! Stay on the road, get off the grass!

The yellow road is your priority, you're sorta like Dorothy... MAN UP!
You'll have to fight your shadow hand to hand (Again, just like Peter Pan)

There will be rats (radical rats!) with boomerangs
Link, is that your wang?

Hyrule is strange, every new game it changes,
the map rearranges and I don't know where to go
Zelda is comatose, maybe she overdosed,
by the way what happened to your bow?

Here we go now
Link you are patrolling, sidescrolling, and Ganon's trolling
Sure, this title's clunky and funky, but look, a monkey!

You must gain XP (In P bags) Like an RPG (Yes, P bags)
Still though, run away (la la la) From the KKK, what the fff—

Link! Go stab a statue so that you can heal your ass dude
Don't whine that it's harder, you martyr, now go walk on water!

Learn to thrust up and down, visit a tiny town,
This lady gives you care, what does she do in there?
You get an extra life from Zelda merchandise, now go forth,
your adventure is nigh!
You shall go to Death Mountain, fly fly!
It's called Death Mountain 'cause you will DIE.
Why is this part so hard, Jesus WHY?
But not halfway as hard as the end
Just expect to get buttraped my friend
'Cause your shadow is set to attack
He knows all of your moves, plus he's black!
He might be Ganon's ghost but you have to persevere
(Believe me)
Or just use this here
(Game Genie)
Link you must prevail
(For Zelda)
Link you must not fail, now go!

[SPOKEN EPILOGUE]

So once again you've saved your countrymen from certain death
Your sleeping beauty is awake but watch out, morning breath
You will have more daring escapades,
Challenges along the way
Maybe you will learn to play the flute some other day
But for now
Look buddy you saved the world
Yeah buddy you got the girl
You did really great! Celebrate, have a date, procreate,
Link you win!
YEAAH!!!
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[Sylvos Windrunner]

DO LINK TO THE PAST

[Luke Stump]

I am so glad someone invented save states so I could beat this game!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blakshema]

everyone hatted this game. Thats why they changed the music and gameplay back

[somemetalguy20]

Hey Floss, did you use iMovie to make this? I've noticed some animations on the videos are from iMovie.

[DarkRocky]

Collecting 200,000 objects of the same things & of the same type, 400.000 times OR you do one specific thing 100,000 times... Do you need further explanation?

[DarkRocky]

... But I know for a fact that remakes will happen to all of the Zelda games. This means WW and MM just switched places and that you can become excited again.

[DarkRocky]

I saw this today but for some time ago they announced that MM was going to developed not WW, and now they have gone and done the opposite. So I didn't check it since it was confirmed but anyways sorry about that, I can admit when I am wrong and this was stupid mistake from me that will not happen twice I can assure you of that. But the 'brand new Zelda' you wrote about is really old news it was announced right before the release of the console - Wii U...

[411811318152399]

You in fact are incorrect, Nintendo is currently creating Wind Waker HD not Majora's Mask HD(believe me if it was Majora's Mask I would be even more excited, secondly A Link to the Past 2 is a brand new game, also it has been confirmed that Nintendo has another brand new Zelda title in development for Wii U. Get your fact right before trying to prove someone else wrong.

[roshougon]

Actually it fits them all perfectly. It's before the timeline split...

Also, yes I do enjoy collecting the tears. I don't remember any part of Skyward Sword being boring, mind pointing to specific parts?

[roshougon]

Uhm...what?

Wind Waker HD has already been announced for the Wii U, there are screen shots of it. There is also a video about it. On the other hand, they've said nothing about MM remake other than "It's possible."