Rusty's Song

Rusty: he's so ugly he's cute again. He does kinda look like Zelda Rubenstein doesn't he?
Back story:
http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/04/02/rustys-song-and-he-doesnt-care-if-it-g...

Rusty belongs to our new babysitter, who was working at Applebees and recognized wifeofnalts and Charlie...
http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts
Sung by me using Garageband for guitar loop and helium filter.

Lyrics:
His name is Rusty and this is his song
He's pekingese but not from Hong Kong
He knows 4 languages but doesn't do tricks
Please don't ask him about his ticks

He likes to lick but never smokes
He's tired of Yoda and Gremlin jokes
He's not mean but he'll bite your behind
If you say he looks like Zelda Rubenstein
That's the lady from Poltergeist and you probably missed that if you were born after the 70s.

He's voting for Obama and he's definitely not gay
He believes in God but sleeps on Sunday
Though he can't use a phone if he did he might
Vote for David Archuletta or Brook White

His name is Rusty and this is his song
We don't think it's an ear worm but maybe we're wrong
Rusty doesn't care if you think he's lame
His esteem is too strong to need Internet fame

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pizzle
• rusty
• cute
• dog
• video
• song
• pekingese
• hong
• kong
• nalts
• charlie
• zelda
• Rubenstein
• Archuletta
• david
• brook
• white

[WhatEverGameing]

what dog

[millyisabelle]

hes not ugly

[GhostLaughingMan]

what if they eat after midnight lmfao

[KnightLova]

i think its a cute dog!!!!



[Bwattenbarger2]

i don't understand a word your saying!!!!!!

[Marinermandrone]

This song is legitimate



[tjluvsshelby09]

we had to get rid of him

[tjluvsshelby09]

this reminds me of my dog rusty he is a pekengise butt he was gay

[iamcool12ful]

mind if i sing this song about my pekenese except use her name not rustys

[365daysofdogs]

What is rusty?