I Love Melee (I Love College Parody)

Download link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/t7yhz1

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I'm tight right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a controller
Would you please put it in the air?

That smashfest last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
Dashdanced my ass off and had this one scrub completely mindgamed
Shine to bairs and land my knees but shieldgrabbings all i need
Be down by 3, gimp them to win, go sandbag then do it again
Man, I love melee

I wanna play melee for the rest of my life
Sip on my DJs and learn how to DI
Play on the weekends and on Friday nights
And I can get money matches a dollar a fight

So play some smashbros, (woo) let's get fucked up
I'm next for the controller, who want what? (what?)
I am champion at stadium
Ken Hoang, Oh look Isai won

Don't get hit, powershield that shit
Better hope you recover otherwise its over
Time isn't wasted when you're getting raped
4 stocked today and all I could say is

That smashfest last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
Dashdanced my ass off and had this one scrub completely mindgamed
Shine to bairs and land my knees but shieldgrabbings all i need
Be down by 3, gimp them to win, go sandbag then do it again

Man, I love melee, ay!
And I love raping, ay!
I love Zelda, ay!
Man, I love melee, ay!

I can't tell you what I learned from Zhu but (uhh)
I could tell you he raped in crews, um (like)
Yeah, of course I learned some moves
Like grab a spacie and dropzone

And camp the edge until hes gone
(Till he's gone)
And don't stop until the stocks gone
When you want to rape use captain falcon
(Trust me)
Then when you win say please no johns

Throw the Brawl out (Eww brawl), nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too sprung (Brawl Sucks)
Time isn't wasted when you're getting raped (Fuck Metaknight)
4 stocked today and all I could say is

That smashfest last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
Dashdanced my ass off and had this one scrub completely mindgamed
Shine to bairs and land my knees but shieldgrabbings all i need
Be down by 3, gimp them to win, go sandbag then do it again

Man, I love melee, ay!
And I love raping, ay!
I love Zelda, ay!
Man, I love melee, ay!

Now if everybody would please
Put their controller as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!
Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!
Mango! Mango!
Mango! Mango!

Drop Zone! Drop Zone!
Drop Zone! Drop Zone!
Happy feet! Happy feet!
Happy feet! Happy feet!

(That smashfest last night)
Man, I love melee
I love it!
(That smashfest last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to my house for a little bit

That smashfest last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(you know whats going down)
Dashdanced my ass off and had this one scrub completely mindgamed
Shine to bairs and land my knees(youre all invited) but shieldgrabbings all i need (bring your melee friends)
Be down by 3, gimp them to win, go sandbag then do it again

Do I really have to play brawl?
Or can I just play melee for the rest of my life?

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[TheTw1n]

Lol this song is so rape!

Also I was viewer 3,333. Sweet haha

I heard people quoting this song at Pound 4 so I figured I'd check it out =D well worth it

[aznseal]

holy crap it got to pound 4?

[JWT2k6]

I never commented on this for some reason.

Good shit, you're coming to FAP right? :D

-joot

[aznseal]

yeah, its over the summer, right?

[aznseal]

so zhu beat armada in crews. i guess this song still works

"I can't tell you what I learned from Zhu but (uhh)

I could tell you he raped in crews, um (like)"

xD

[GSFmilkman]

Who btw. recorded this ?

[aznseal]

i did

[Bones0]

I am making this my first video to favorite since I signed up on YouTube like 5 years ago. >_>

[Redhalberd]

"I cant tell you what I learned from Zhu, but I can tell you he raped in crews".

No words. Too much win.

[Aluuuuh]

The downloadlink is down. D:

[ZetTroxX]

<3<3<3<3 this needs soooo much more views!!

[PichuIsMyFavorite]

This is fucking amazing... "And had this one scrub completely mindgamed" GENIUS!!

[TehTechnoGuy]

@iamthemagicman00 I made a t-shirt with that saying and a controller on it.

[FenacroX]

THIS SONG IS AWEFULLY CRAZY MAAAAAN

[WeMakeParodys100]

haha soo good! check mine out on my account

[MLEsis]

This actually hyped me for FAP2.

[gottagetanewone0]

can you re-upload the download link and message me when you do? i need this song on my ipod

[infern0ape]

five stars for loving zelda

[FierceLink92]

So Many Minorities!!!