DoW-Dark Crusade replay: Orks Vs Tau Part 1

Dark Crusade 1.2
Map: Emerald river
Part 1
Okz- mafiaboss4
Tau - hailestifler

After years of conflict,the reforestation of the barren lands in name of the Greater Good was progressing well until the Orks started their savage WAAAAAAGGHHH in the region.
The Tau defense force and their Kroot allies must purge the Greenskinz before the Green tide overwhelms their position.
Seeing that the Tau were doing a very poor job(and unOrky) making the place green again, the eco friendly Big Mek and Boyz saw that the only green that barrens needed was more Ork Boyz(lots of more-nah,HEAPS) and a dash of Tau and Kroot blood on their banners.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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• DOW
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• Dark
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• Orkz
• Tau
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• Ork
• Kroot

[shadowskout]

and it would turn them green :D

[HaloFan262]

ork meat is would be lean and muscly but like beef, or pork. perfect for kroots as it would give them energy and strength

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

Lol I like the stories in your descriptions :p

[BoOtLimit]

Orcs controlled easy computer? so you so long to fight them?

[NicholasGeschke]

I wonder - would a Kroot extensively eating Ork flesh become stupid, and eventually develop a love of battle, warfare, conflict, fighting and the occasional bar fight?

I do know that eating Orks is a good idea because it prevents spores from being released and it gives them muscle and durability - but I have questions about their biology.

[lordgluzman]

ork player was a noob

[0wninwhilez0nin]

@HaloFan262 Actually, Orks are one of three types of meat the Kroot can't eat, the other two being 'Nids (which nothing can eat) and anything infected by Chaos.

[DrMlieko]

now THIS is how you use the Tau against a mele based opponent!

[chrisdarroch]

GO ORKS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hank500thecool]

Kroot: hear sumthin?

Kroot 2: * MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*

Shas'o': HOLY SH- * his heads blown off*

[nrevelations777]

Orks are actually a fungus, so I don't know if they should leave meat.

[NicholasGeschke]

Ork- The other green meat!