I Kissed A Girl Parody (I Picked A Girl)

It was the simple way I planned
Out this selection
For my V.P. that made me
Lose this election.
She's not what we're used to;
So inexperienced -
But she's sure to catch all...
of... your attention!

I picked a girl,
and I lost it
The waste of my scary tactics...
I picked a girl,
Can't deny it -
In hopes our nation would buy it.
It felt so wrong, she wasn't right,
But hey, at least she was white...

I picked a girl,
and I lost it.
...I lost it!

No, she won't even know your name,
Much less that matter
Of which she'll try to speak in vain
While under pressure
If she's from Alaska,
Why in the world does she
Support off-shore drilling?
It's... hard to say!

I picked a girl,
and I lost it
The waste of my scary tactics...
I picked a girl,
Can't deny it -
In hopes our nation would buy it.
It felt so wrong, she wasn't right,
But hey, at least she was white...

So she thought Russia wasn't far,
In fact it's seen from her back yard
A member of the NRA
Which may help to explain
HER CONSENT FOR SHOTGUN WEDDINGS!!

I picked a girl,
and I lost it
The waste of my scary tactics...
I picked a girl,
Can't deny it -
In hopes our nation would buy it.
It felt so wrong, she wasn't right,

But hey, at least she was white!

I picked a girl.
and I lost it...
...I lost it!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Katy Perry
• I Kissed a Girl
• Spoof
• Parody
• John McCain
• Sarah Palin
• Barak Obama
• NRA
• Funny
• Music Video
• Anthony Tedone
• Tiffany Coy
• Darren Bussell
• Greg Grist
• MadTV
• SNL
• speech
• Republican
• John
• McCain
• Shotgun
• Wedding
• Bristol
• teen
• pregnancy
• election
• politics
• liberal
• conservative
• comedy
• stand-up
• improv
• 2008
• Alaska
• off-shore
• drilling
• augustana
• fyasko
• Fyasko-Vision

[magix93]

not funny...

[110100101110]

this shit is too funny

[Julia042008]

Surpeb!!