that thing with the stuff

Stephen C: Michigan responded by changing its shape from a mitten into an angry mitten... while Florida just became limper

Cow: I have revealed to you today these horrors, in the hope that you will see a need for change... but always remember what I have done here today is not a courageous act, the courage lies with a man who has the guts to say 'No! to fast food restaurants!' and eat a salad instead to say 'I will eat this salad with pride! I don't care if I look like a gay person..' So to all of you salad eating homosexuals I say thank you!

Will: That's the way I have to do it. Let's face it, I'm not the kind of guy that hammers out a contract on the 18th hole or closes a deal over brewskies at Billy's Topless.
Grace: First of all, who closes a deal at Billy's Topless except, *MAYBE* Billy... *sigh* And second of all, don't tell me that you're going to pull out the gay card
Will: --It is a lot harder..*interupted* for a gay man
Grace: if you're pulling out the gay card I'm pulling out the girl card, and we both know the girl card trumps the gay card
*canned laughs/applause*
Will: uh, don't make me get my friend Joanie over here because we both know the only card that trumps the girl card *is* the gay girl card
*canned laughs/applause*
Grace: Okay, I'm not losing this, I will call Jill, my African American, bicurious, dyslexic--forget it, I'm exhausted I fold
Will: That's a good move, because I happen to know a differently abled transexual with split ends, and that beats the house missy!

Rick: Hunter? What a surprise!
Steve: What's he doing here?
Evan: YUHHH-MEE,mmm whos that?
Chuck: That would be Rick's exboyfriend... don't even try, he's a strict rice queen!
Evan: It's a known fact that Latinos can pass for Asians ..if we have to
hunter: Hows my china doll?
rick: Don't call me that
steve: He's a filipino doll
rick: I don't really care for that much either

Stephen C: Hitler, apple pie, and spiderman--to DENY *canned laughs/applause* TO DEEENY, I SAY TO DENY THE VOTES OF FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN IS TO SAY: that Kurt Cobain died in vain

Will: Jack, that's not a word..
Jack: Uh, yeah it is..
Will: Use it in a sentence?
Jack: Every morning I 'spramp' my face with cold water...
Will: 'spramp' your face? what the hell is that?
Jack: Yeah! Spramp! The bubbles from a jacuzi 'spramp' up! Note how the sea 'spramps' up off the jagged rocks
Will: Just because you do this *hand gesture* doesn't make it a word!
Karen: I dunno Will, before I get into bed I like to 'spramp' on a little gardenia for Stan
Will: No you don't spramp ..no one has ever spramped anything in the history of language!
Jack: Jeez what a carpooch
Karen: Ha, tell me about it!

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[jpeaco21]

good video collection! just wish it was better quality!

[mrsmcfarland]

i love WAG!!!

[iluvkimjaejoong]

hhahahahah I love how michigan puts up the middle finger while florida goes limp

the other stuff I really can't hear.