Consuming DOB's Toilet-Bombing Heart-Molester

Compared to this thing, the hideous McGangBang is but a kiddie meal. An article written by the progenitor of this soul-rending black hole of nutrition can be found at the link below.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/fastfood-meals-for-failures/

What to say about this thing? Well...after you eat it, you can say that you ate it. Whether this is a pro or a con is up for debate.

The version we made with the taquito came to the following nutrition totals (the values might be a little different with a corn dog):

Total fat: 107 grams (165% recommended daily intake)
Saturated fat: 41.5 grams (207% RDI)
Sodium: 5.13 grams (214% RDI)
Carbohydrates: 275 grams (92% RDI)
Calories: 2,430

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• guitar
• hero
• toilet
• bombing
• heart
• molester
• DOB
• cracked
• mcdonalds
• mcdouble
• seven
• eleven
• corndog
• taquito
• pizza
• hut
• personal

[ph43rd37h]

A taco and cheese taquito? Memetic mutation taken to a new low.

[ratchet1215]

@ph43rd37h That's the flavor: taco-and-cheese.

[ph43rd37h]

@ratchet1215 Not what I meant. From TvTropes: "Sociologists notwithstanding, on the Internet, a 'meme' ... is usually described as a catchy derivative of some aspect of pop culture, parodied and repeated to the point that its origins and original meaning become muddled and completely mutilated beyond any point of recognition or humor." Basically, what I was saying is that the fact that the corndog has been substituted for something worse is a natural part of memetic mutation.

[ratchet1215]

@ph43rd37h durrrrr stop use big wrrds

[jrsharifi]

Have fun shitting fire!!

[ratchet1215]

@jrsharifi And sweating poop.

[orimarc]

Thank you for eating this so nobody else has to.

[wolfthing11]

over 2000 calories, LOL

[commissarusa]

People of the internet. This is not food. This is a crime against humanity. This is genocide in a bun.

[jakethesnake979]

How was the diarrhea?

[RPG5555]

You didn't eat the whole thing. You guys fail, I have made and eatten the whole thing once before. I should have documented it.

[bobdan103]

I'm making one of these this weekends.

[xKluuzx]

I know this might sound weird but...you now remind me of Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network..not just

[futurevistas]

i need cpr just watching this. or a barf bag.

[CelestialObscurity]

How long did you actually end up spending on the toilet? hahaha

[KampferXeon]

@wolfthing11 over 9000!!!

[KampferXeon]

I'd have to go on a 5 day diet to eat that

and it would totally kill all 5 days of not eating

[StrawPonies]

I love cracked, and Daniel O'Brian essssspecially.