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Uploaded on Feb 15, 2008

John Lennon with Yoko Ono

If you had the luck of the Irish
You'd be sorry and wish you were dead
You should have the luck of the Irish
And you'd wish you was English instead!

A thousand years of torture and hunger
Drove the people away from their land
A land full of beauty and wonder
Was raped by the British brigands! Goddamn! Goddamn!

If you could keep voices like flowers
There'd be shamrock all over the world
If you could drink dreams like Irish streams
Then the world would be high as the mountain of morn

In the 'Pool they told us the story
How the English divided the land
Of the pain, the death and the glory
And the poets of auld Eireland

If we could make chains with the morning dew
The world would be like Galway Bay
Let's walk over rainbows like leprechauns
The world would be one big Blarney stone

Why the hell are the English there anyway?
As they kill with God on their side
Blame it all on the kids the IRA
As the bastards commit genocide! Aye! Aye! Genocide!

If you had the luck of the Irish
You'd be sorry and wish you was dead
You should have the luck of the Irish
And you'd wish you was English instead!
Yes you'd wish you was English instead!

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  • at0micRectum

    is yoko an android

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  • arther spooner

    when yoko sings it sounds like she has shit in her mouth

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  • zebrahead32

    i'd rather fuck john than yoko.good lad john gave fund to the ira,freedon fighter!!!

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  • Fernando Silver

    Yeah ... you know more about music than John Lennon ... he is a fool and you is a genius!! ...

    Stop saying nonsense!! John dedicate his life to pass on a message, and idiots like you will never understand! Surely he would not like to have fans like you imbeciles! Go listen Justin Bieber!

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  • Devin Powell

    Yoko sounded quite splendid with her man, actually.

    I was surprised!

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  • Sorion Hex

    She has a good instrument inside her. Her accent gets in the way heavily. Also she's using it wrong. It's like trying to play smooth Jazz with an Electric Guitar.

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  • ost sweinen

    Legend says the thunder god Zeus fornicated Yoko Ono, and that is how Dubstep was born

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  • wiffy1m

    You only have to look at the current tory/lib dem cabinet to realize that

    the english are bastards.

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  • OriginalSliz

    yoko was good for lennon. she inspired him alot. songs like imagine would have propably never been created by lennon without yoko ...

    paul mccartney said that, not me

    the beatles were breaking up anyway and lennon just was at the wrong spot at the wrong time when he got shot ....

    stop pointing fingers at someone and being so naive.

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  • hannahsparkel

    you vote ukip

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  • hannahsparkel

    stop being angry

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  • kcirdrab

    "Let's walk over rainbows like leprechauns" .....?

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