One: Introduction

(Warning: some 'scary' things that'll make you jump.)

parapsycrazyologist
NOT JUST A PSYCHO-ANALYST

SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THE DEAD
AND WEIRD, ODD NOTIONS IN HER HEAD
WITH HOPES SOMEONE WILL AGREE
OF THE AWESOME POWER OF THE PSYCHE

AND DANCING IN THE BLOOD
OF ALL THE UNBELIEVERS
SHE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WITH SEVERAL MEAT CLEAVERS

I mean.. she... uh...

She'd like to make a special toast,
to Bigfoot, E.T., the Holy Ghost,
angels, demons, Lucifer,
God, sleep paralysis, that's Jennifer
spon-tane-ous human combustion,
alien -- or strange abductions
electronic voice phenomenon
dead recordings from your Mom
remote viewing and spoon bending
the Apocalypse, the world is ending
psychic readings unexplained
attic man who was once hanged
lights and orbs up in the sky
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry
the whole planet has gone awry

PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
She'll rule you all with an iron fist!


PARAPSYCRAZYOLOGIST
THE YOUTUBE PARA-ANALYST

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