IF I WERE A CAT [IF I WERE A BOY - BEYONCE PARODY]

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LYRICS:

If I were a cat,
even just for a day.
I'd lay around where I wanted,
and then use a litter tray.

I'd drink milk from a pan,
and chase after mice.
I'd throw up where I wanted,
and never get busted for it
cause they'd use carpet cleaner.

CHORUS:
If I were a cat,that would be just grand.
Oh how it must feel to do nothing,
and take a dump in the sand.
I'd wait for some treats,
cause my owner would give them to me.
And in return I'd bite and hiss and scratch,
and give you some fleas.

If I were a cat,
I'd just sit on my thrown.
Shed hair all throughout the house,
and give you allergies bad as cologne.

You'd wonder where the scratches came from,
left on the couch.
I'd just sit there and chuckle,
knowing I did that days ago.

REPEAT CHORUS.

Category:

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• If
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• Boy
• Beyonce
• Parody
• Spoof
• Funny
• Silly
• Crazy
• Cats
• Kitten
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[distantdreamer92]

u combined my two favourite things, beyonce and cats! lol good job.

[7gerardwaysbaby7]

KITTIES!!! I wanna steal em frum u cuz they're soooo CUTE and FAT!!!! <3

[Dantmos89]

2.05 looks JUST like my kit kat -D

[jordsxgaga]

oh my god i've fallen in love with this!!... over the past week i've had this song stuck in my head again.. and i keep singing to my baby kitty if i were a cat! the way she looks at me is hillarious (: and i came accross this! woooo! (:

[mrgammaray343448]

this is so fuuny and cool :D

[silverxsparkle]

You look like Mr. Ross who looks like Spencer Reid. Therefore, you look like Reid which makes you awesome. :D

[PointlessxRandom]

If I were a cat, I would sleep, eat and say meow.

[EmilyLass]

i wish i was a cat.

[stephannerocks1999]

I want your cats -.-

[101rideon]

omg this is soooooooo funny i luv it

[dimondrose46]

lol so funny

[stephannerocks1999]

I want the grey puddy cat! :L :D