Something Weird The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield

Look out world, it's Jayne's planet and she's on the prowl in The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield, a mondo-style celebration of all things Mansfield and, hands down, The Single Most Inane (and Insane) Documentary Ever Made! With footage of Jayne shot circa 1964, augmented with her bare-breasted nude scenes from Promises, Promises, padded out with such hilariously faked non-Jayne footage as goofy gays on the streets of Paris and the L.A. "topless craze!" and capped off with a ghoulish ending so colossally wrong that it can still make audiences gasp, this combination travelogue / cinematic acid trip is so loony tunes that it's practically legendary. "Hi, I'm Jayne Mansfield!" says a breathless soundalike since Jayne was quite dead by the time this was assembled. "For the next couple of hours, I'd like you to come along with me! I want you to share some of the wild way-out experiences I had during my last trip around the world!" See: Jayne strutting around Rome and being surrounded by MICKEY HARGITAY and other musclemen at the Park of Gladiators: "I would have given anything to have been at an ancient Roman party! Most of the time they turned into orgies!" See: Jayne in a fountain at the Cannes Film Festival: "Oh, what a girl has to do for her career!" See: Jayne visiting the nudist colony at the Isle of Levant and splashing in water like a damn fool: "l hope nobody sees me like this! It's alright for a movie but not in real life!" Real life? Real Life???!!! - Something Weird

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[xXPinkGoddessXx]

And the difference is that Jayne was a shrewd and intelligent woman who knew what she was doing and was completely in control of her image. Can the same be said for Anna?

[frfrok]

I wish she was still here! Rest in peace Jayne.

[NewWorldRob]

@geragna hahaha!!

[StephenB58]

In the face, I think Mariska looks just like her mother.

[gahrzahk]

"...But when tragedy struck, it changed the ending of her movie career..." Uh, yeah, she died and she didn't make any more movies, I think

[merylfan4]

mariska looks very much like jayne.she hates to be compared to jayne but it has to be said that they resemble.and jayne was nothing like anna nicole smith,because 1:she didnt die of an od she smashed her skull in in a car crash and she was totally in control unlike that little gold digger anna nicole smith.

[geragna]

Here they are, Jayne Mansfield!

[kimpunkrock]

@wesinalabama i hate to say this because jayne had talent and class but maybe anna was Jayne reincarnated. reincarnation is a fact people, research it and ask your souls. research how the NWO has lied to us about this and why,

[diptwares]

It's like wild man, far out!

[DictatorRoB]

Women in those times didn't need to play tough bitches as women of these days.

They knew that being tender an nice is sexy.

[TheBrainspace]

This is the best comment here!

You can not compare Anna N Smith to Jayne Mansfield, Sorry But Jayne was a Natural Beauty Not a created one - No dis intended to all! I see the similarity but the league is Wrong :)