Jewish Stand Up of Silverman, Allen, and Bruce

Stand up Comedy by comedians Sarah Silverman, Woody Allen, and Lenny Bruce, on Jewish topics.

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[1019drummer]

sarah's a hotty........woody's woody...and lenny bruce had balls that came in a dumptruck.

great post.

[LikeMike8242]

I saw several comments marked as spam with differing opinions that these saying they don't think these people are so great. Is differing opinion spam? Hmmmm....

[TDS4UT]

I can remember going to college from having attended a Catholic high school. I was in school with girls and different religions. The Jewish girls won't date me because I wasn't Jewish. I mean, it's a date. What difference does it make? If we share a soda with two straws, it's not like you are going to catch Christianity like its some sort of a disease.

[1LonePuma]

Part 2: God is there defending his Word and Promises, this is why he hasn't destroyed us all already. Nevertheless, He has said that sin will be judged. Therefore, if you are found with sin in your life without salvation, you too will be destroyed. Nothing you say or do will change that. God loves humanity, but man has refused and looked down at God's provision for salvation...His Son. All men will eventually come to know this reality, hopefully it won't be too late, as hell awaits your decision

[1LonePuma]

Religion is a very dangerous thing when you try to use your intellect to understand a spiritual God. Man is always taken the low road without submitting to doing it God's way. He would rather server God on his own terms without realizing God's word is set in motion and cannot change. His word is what we hang our hopes on, not what another man teaches. God has already told us we would suffer in this world, as there is a devil trying to deceive and destroy humanity, but man's ideologies fail him.

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Part 2: I believe you said you've read God's word, but what you ask is clearly answered, many times, in his word, which is odd that you continue to ask what is clearly explained. Whatever pertains to life and godliness have already been given you, over and over and over. And there will be no excuse for anyone who says they've read His word.

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: I see your dilemma; however, you can’t assign blame against God when He’s given us his word and promises where is word is forever settled in heaven. He is benevolent and omnipotent, but He also knows and sees the intention of man heart. You have his promises that are given to all, but what you do with them depends on you. God owes no man an explanation. How can you say you've read the word and don't grasp the fundamentals? Read until you understand his reasoning.

[muscleprotein]

@1LonePuma There is nothing not to handle if he did speak to me then I would believe simple as that. I respect the possiblity that there may be a God but people suffering on this planet makes it had to believe for many people. To say its the fault of the people on this planet as they have lost their way etc is true but for a God to watch over and not intervene disturbs me deeply. He is meant to be benevolent and omnipotent both of which are quite hard to believe when you see the world around you

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Part 2: You might want to remember this, God is holy and cannot lie. Second, "I love those who love me, and those who seek me find me." Prov. 18:7

"And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart." Jeremiah 29:13. God does not hiding from us, but you must go before him in the way he says to. He's not your buddy, He's your Creator and God and above all, show him respect and our faith in him. If he did speak, could you handle it?

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: That's interesting, when I speak to him, he answers me all the time. I guess you have to be born again, spirit filled and study his word. God often uses his own words to speak to us. But, God speaks to us all the time if we're listening. You might want to find the reason you can't hear him. If you're not serving him, you probably won't hear him, he's got to be first, not you.

[muscleprotein]

@1LonePuma The bottom line is there is no definite answer. The same with the question "is there life on other planets". I have even prayed for him to come to me and show me a sign but nothing happens. All a human can do is try and live a good life so that if there is a god u will enter heaven thats why I respect people's views even yours as you could be right. I challenge god to prove me wrong tho. I watched zeitgeist's video about god not being true and I thought it was slightly disrespectful

[1LonePuma]

@muscleprotein: Well, that's what a lot of people say, a good read. But, being the mystery that it is, you'd need the Holy Ghost to reveal what seems to have eluded you. I'm not at all convinced you understood what you read, as it's not for the intellect of man, but the spirit of man. If you're spirit is dead to God, without being born again, you won't be any different then those who didn't understand Jesus when he was here. That's the long and short of it.

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