First 6 Free Credit Report.Com Commercials *Best Ever*

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EDIT 4: Uploaded "All 9 FreeCreditReport.Com Commercials." So go watch it with the 3 new commercials added to the collection. Now.


EDIT 3: You know, you don't have to remind me that there are new commercials out. In fact I uploaded them, so I think I would know. I'm waiting for all the new commercials to come out BEFORE I make another collaberation. So yeah. Shut up about the new commercials.

EDIT 2: Added the lyrics as annotations on the video. Now you don't have to look in the description for the lyrics!!! Be careful though, the annotations jump around the video a lot so keep your eyes open!

EDIT: Oh my God!!! Fine!!! Here are the freakin lyrics! Now stop spamming me with the constant comments and messages to put the lyrics!!!

New Job/Pirate Restaurant Commercial:
They say a man should always dress
For the job he wants, so
Why'm I dressed up like a pirate
In this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker
Stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening
Serving chowder and iced tea

Shoulda gone to:
Free credit report dot com

Yee-haa!

I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirts
Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.


Dream Girl:
Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.

No we can't get a loan
For a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on an old credit card
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage.


New Car:
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack
'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.

F-R-E-E, that spells free-
Credit report dot com, baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking

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[finewine1959]

Hey Guy I miss seeing you guys dong the old comercial's, I have to be "REAL BLUNT' the new group they picked Really Really Suck's. You guys have more ways to sell the product then the new group does, could you please come back we all miss much....

[subslament]

The new band is so gay.

I fucking hate that lead singer.. He looks like a crusty doucher

[blossom1231000]

i love they're songs

[2011shawtythick]

I miss seeing this on my tv. Lol.

[Odchudzanie2012]

I Love that ad :)