The Taco Stand (Original Song)

Written and Performed by Jayedon

Lyrics:
I awoke one day,
and find I'm in some plains
I think it's pretty weird,
but hey I can't complain

Cuz' there's a taco stand,
a couple miles west,
and I decided to get some tacos
cuz' you know they are the best!

So I'm walking towards the stand and,
shoes are filled with sand and
I'm thinking that's kinda weird because
I'm in the plains, not the desert and

Fi-na-ly!
After and hour and a half or so,
I arrive at this said taco stand
and notice business is kind slow.

I'm the only one in line,
and of that I'm very glad,
because if I had to wait a while
my stomach would be hurtin' bad!

So I stepped up in line,
and said to the man,
"I want four Grande taco's
extra lettuce if you can!"

And the man said "Sir, I'm sorry,
Please, do not shout.
But the taco's you're a-hungerin for,
well, I'm afraid we're out."

And I screamed,"What? That's stupid!
No taco's at a stand!"
And he said, "Well expected sir,
I knew you would not understand.

You see last night,
a raccoon came in,
tired of eatin' meal after meal,
out of a garbage bin.

He completely raided the place,
eating everything in sight.
No taco's were left that day,
not even a small bite."

And I said, "Wow, just wow.
That's the stupidest story I ever heard.
I suggest you give me a taco sir,
and stop being a little turd.

And he said, "Sir, I'm serious,
that's how it came to be."
And I said "Bull frick!"
And killed him with my big BB....

GUN! And I jumped the counter
watching his body fall.
And what do you know,
there was no taco's after all!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• taco
• yummeh
• so
• good
• lolz
• it's

[Jayedon]

it's becuz its hd

[RinSohma34]

*is totally late on commenting* :D Raccoon is Nook? That bastard. D: Btw, a raccoon got into my trash couple nights ago owo;

[mendern]

keep on rockin' in the free world!!!

[42uncfan]

that is just beast, its amazing

[jazzything2008]

Ha ha ha ha ha its not my favorite but still good.... told you i watched it

[batboy62]

Hahah! Nice Work!

[dpk2029]

dude thats was awesome... I could make a music video for this? If you want.