Hey pops, welcome to the Sax Shoppe, don't let ya eardrums pop cuz we got a show for you tonight that won't be topped. Electric, eclectic, it's dynamite, it's hectic, ya dig? Something that'll make ya dance, so funky that you'll lose ya pants, hypnotic and just a little dash'a trance. Take out that stogey, light up that bogey, and let's start dancin', don't mind the romancin', just pick her up off her feet until she wanna go to sleep, it's Saturday night, oh pleeeease. Light one up, zone out, feel the smile lift yo mouth, we got Billy on bass, Zack's on sax to melt yo face, we got Eco on drums, so don't walk, just run to the dancefloor as we make love to your eardrums, Jack!