Published on May 3, 2013
Asian Bieber, my secret musical brother, has finally released his first song and music video - about himself, of course.
He does not only have a singing voice that is similar to mine when I have a cold, he also loves to wear pink earrings and has a brand new mustache for the music video.
You know I'm Asian, you know I'm tan.
My Norwegian fellas will never stand
my golden color, I'll get even more,
in the summer, I'm a real nigga, that's for sure.
I never sunbathe,
just walking in the sunshine.
And then, just: "Oh wait!"
my skin is so fine.
You need hours frying in the sun.
My skin is perfect before your sun bath has begun.
And I am like,
Asian, Asian Bieber oh,
Asian, Asian Bieber, no!
Asian, Asian Bieber, oh,
I'm freakin' awesome 'cause I'm tan all year round x2
Oh, you know, what SWAG actually stands for?
"Something We Asians Got", never heard 'bout that before?
But know you've heard, so spread the word.
I don't have twitter, 'cause I don't like that blue bird.
Don't like birds in general. But back to being tan.
Getting tan's no problem, 'cause I'm awesome, and I'm Asian.
Always brown, brown, brown, brown,
every second, minute, hour, 'cause of my Asian powers, YEAH!
When I was 13,
I first got sunburned.
Was on a holiday, and everything seemed okay,
but anyway, that day, it was a Saturday, I learned
That even Asians sometimes need sunscreen.
The sun's our brother, and brothers can be mean.
We Asians are born with style,
every time I'm walking down the street,
people admire my Colgate smile,
brown face gives whiter teeth.
Yeah, you know, it's contrast.
Big difference in color here and here.
Whatever, if you didn't get it,
put ya hands up in the air for