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Uploaded on Dec 7, 2010

Rapper Schaffer the Darklord goes out for "just one drink", but lack of control turns the innocent outing into a three-day bender. Directed by Burke Heffner and featuring dozens of NYC burlesque stars, this decidedly NSFW video is a powerful cautionary tale about substance abuse.

Cast:
Schaffer the Darklord ( schafferthedarklord.com )
Nelson Lugo
Hard Cory
with special appearances by:
Victoria Privates
Stormy Leather
Miss Mary Cyn
Big Heath
Jenny C'est Quoi
Boo Bess
Rita Men Weep
Rosey La Rouge
John LaMacchia
Peter Aguero
Rosie 151
Mr. Boyfriend
Magdalena Fox
Michael Makarius
Rubie Fizz
Lefty Lucy
Cyndi Freeman
Joe the Shark
Zina Brown
Sean Miner
Grace Miner
Bonnie Voy'Age
Brad Lawrence

Crew:
Burke Heffner, director ( www.thingstolookat.com )
Marshall Rose, cinematographer
Joe the Shark, producer
Zina Brown, AD
Nicolas Whitaker, 2nd Camera, audio
Ben Cain, 2nd Camera, color timing
Tom Guiney, Gaffer
Lara Spitfire, Electric
Jessica SIlver, Make Up
Aubrey Franchell, Editor
Steveo Ogden, Motion Graphics
Callie Peck, graphic design (badges)

Special Thanks to Melody Henry and the fine folks at Lucky 13 Saloon.

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  • izarandomness

    Isnt that Burke Heffner?

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  • Burke Heffner

    No way, Burke Heffner would never be associated with a morally degenerate social terrorist like Schaffer.

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  • Matt Williams

    Excuse me sir, I do believe you mean "Rappist Schaffer the Darklord..." Not "rapper".

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  • Burke Heffner

    touche´

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  • jimmyjr12

    Gettin' real tired of your shit, Burke.

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  • kkonstantinosss2

    Still a better love story than twilight.

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  • sgtgreenthumb

    i don't think anything was intended to represent anything, it's just a "drug" , it can be whatever you like

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  • sgtgreenthumb

    breaking bad is not a reflection of the real science....pure methamphetamine is clear or white,......the blue thing was just a thing they created to make heisenbergs meth unique, so they had a logical way to explain how the DEA can differentiate his product against others

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  • mdiem

    Same thing happens to me whenever I go for 'one drink.'

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  • 80Elminster

    Funny how everybody becomes a meth-expert after watching Breaking Bad ;)

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  • S190K

    That's not true. When methamphetamine is made in a pharmaceutical setting (total synthesis with a pure yield), it is white. Most chemicals, when pure, are white. The pharmaceutical, 100% pure methamphetamine hydrochloride is known as Desoxyn (prescription brand name).

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  • bno112300

    It's methamphetamine. It's blue when you make it properly, without sudafed.

    It's harder to get the precursor though, so it probably came from a larger operation.

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  • Rodrigo Mariath

    god damn stars

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  • S190K

    Is the blue powder supposed to be crushed up 30s?

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