Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

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[TheMrDewil]

Wow, your grasp for obvious is outstanding! How did you figure that out? Amazing!

[Blactor]

One of the best parts of watching Onion videos is the morons in the comment thread who don't understand what satire is.

[Aliyah Greer]

omg wow she is not brain dead she is being a teen

[Marcus Hernandez]

U are a bad patents and drum

[daisyfigueroa71]

I feel so bad for her

[strangernumberx5]

whats satire?

[fallout2029]

So sad,

I hope they donate all her personal possessions & organs to a good cause.

[Jake4595]

2:56 Hey look, they talked about you on the news

[ListWritingMachine]

Are you retarded?

[Daily Trolling]

YES

[Danna Nuñez]

Is this real

[Emily McClanahan]

Wtf my patents would euthanize me. That's called being a teenager, and having a social life. Idiots