The Punch List 02 10 09 - SpokeUp.com

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Today's List:

* Push to make porn star a senator no stunt, fan says - Porn is similar to politics. In Porn, you get paid to screw lots of people. In politics you screw lots of people and get paid. Thanks OddBall!
* New Bailout May Top $1.5 Trillion - Where's that scalpel Obama was talking about using during the campaign. Oh, you mean it was just empty words? From a politician? Nooooo
* Brown's alleged victim was girlfriend Rihanna - Dude, not cool. I'm going to continue not buying your music.
* FBI raids peanut butter plant suspected in outbreak - Raided? It's not like it's the Branch Davidian Church. On the other hand, both had plenty of NUTS!
* Amnesty accuses Hamas of eliminating opponents - allegedly taking out Fatah party members.
* Meg Whitman starts run for governor - I bet she's planning a state-wide mega auction.
* California may have to cut prison population by 40 percent - And the job market is so vibrant! That shouldn't raise law enforcement costs at all.
* Chinese broadcaster sorry for deadly hotel fire - ilegally setting off fireworks at a construction site.
* A-ROD ADMITS STEROID USE - I would love to collect a $250 million contract for being naive. I nominate you for the Hall of Lame. Cheater.


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