Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie

There lived a merchant in the days of old,
Who is remembered for the things he sold.
No silly trinkets, silver, bronze, or gold.
So Im told, so Im told.

He made a most delicious pumpkin pie,
Which he presented to the passersby.
Before the sun set hed be all but dry.
Folks would buy the whole supply. He lived alone, (He lived alone.) And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie. I do not know his name. (Hed never say his name.) He never wanted all the fame that came with pumpkin pie.

Before you knew it he was in full swing.
His pumpkin pies became the next big thing.
Soon he was called upon to feed the king.
And theyd sing, feed the king.

The pie of pumpkin filled the King with glee.
He offered a castle for the recipe, but
The merchant wouldnt even give it up for three.
No not he, no not he. He lived alone, (He lived alone.) And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie. I do not know his name. (Hed never say his name.) He never wanted all the fame that came with pumpkin pie.

The king was angry and he came unwound.
He called his men and soon the merchant found
Himself in a torture chamber underground.
Tied and bound, he sighed and frowned.

And so they tortured him for night and day.
They made him scream so much his hair turned gray, but
As for the recipe, he would not say.
They could not flay his pride away. He lived alone, (He lived alone.) And every night he sat upon a throne of pumpkin pie. I do not know his name. (Hed never say his name.) He never wanted all the pain that came with pumpkin pie.

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• lemon
• demon
• damn
• skippy
• neil
• cicierega
• Pumpkin
• Pie

[TheGreatSimaChops]

best lemon demon song ever

how can you possibly beat pie?

[NicholasOpium]

That was possibly a very nice guy.

[MutohMech]

What pumpkin pie?

[Loof42]

Fun game: Replace Pumpkin with Pinkie.

[Zman14888]

Thumbs up if you listened to this on Thanksgiving

[RitsukaAogi]

It's a shame...I love this song so much that I've watched it 2,628 times...Guess its time for the 2,629th~

[RitsukaAogi]

@TheGreatSimaChops Like this...MORE PIE!

[AmedeusMkII]

@TheGreatSimaChops With cake. WHERE IS YOUR GOD, NOW?

[NateVarmac]

@glancesherlock What you hear was the original version of this. Neil, I believe, released that first, but dissatisfied, he remix-ished it and made this.

[glancesherlock]

I've heard a different version of this. There wasn't as much accordion and... definitely less chainsaw. lol Still very much appreciate you posting it.

[darkcloud2K]

Pumpkin pie is delicious, I wish he DID say the recipe before he inevitably croaked.

[sonicrocks06]

:3 I have to listen to this song before I go to sleep or I dream of giant rats D: