When I Get Home Red Always Pretends to be Dead

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11711117

【腐向け】家.に.帰.る.とレッドが.必.ず死.ん.だ.ふ.りを.し.て.い.ま.す

家に帰るとレッドが必ず死んだふりをしています

Ie ni Kaeru to Reddo ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shite Imasu

Parody Video / Illustration by: 音のみ (Onnomi)
Song by: ほぼ日Ｐ (Hobonichi P)
Sung by: 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku)

Original:

Video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11480547

PV: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11583126
Illustration by: mok


Romaji:

doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
senaka ni tsuki sasaru hōchō
yuka wa chimamire
shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai

boku ga ochi tsui te
"kyō nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
to warau to
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
kukuku to waratteta

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
asu wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
yosō sura deki nai

aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
gunpuku de jūhō kakae te tari
manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki wa
doa shime yōka to omotta

atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen de
yuka no chinori o arattari
ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
kanben shite hoshī

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
chotto homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
dekiru dake surū de

kekkon mae wa isogashiku temo
kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi te
umi mini ittari shita noni

kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
kangae te inakatta

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
ano koro no futari ni modori tai kara ka
boku niwa wakara nai

ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
sore wa sore de ari darō

ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
kyō wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
kitai shite akeru doa



English Translation:

When I open the door there's my wife collapsed
With a kitchen knife sticking out of her back
The carpet's all bloodstained
If a stranger saw this they might faint

I remain calm
"Looks like the cleanup will be tough today,"
I laugh
And, still face-down but looking satisfied
My wife laughs, he-he-he

When I get home my wife pretends to be dead
What kind of death she'll have tomorrow
I can't even begin to imagine

One day she had an arrow through her head
Another time, dresses as a soldier with a gun
The time I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
I thought I'd close the door on her

Cleaning up afterwards is a pain
Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet and all
So I wish she'd spare me the sight of her
Cooking dinner with that arrow on her head

When I get home my wife pretends to be dead
If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up with it
So I do my best to ignore it

Before we married, though I was busy
Just being able to see her made me happy
We'd drive around aimlessly at night
And go see the ocean, and yet

Right after we married, I got promoted
And work suddenly became so much fun
I didn't even think of how my wife felt
Waiting all alone at home

My wife pretending to be dead whenever I come home,
Is it because she wants to return to how we used to be?
I just don't know
If coming home to see my wife's performance waiting for me
Is the shape our love will take
I guess that works in its own way

When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead
I wonder what kind of death she'll have today
I just can't wait as I open the door!

Romaji provided by Motokokusanagi2009
http://vocalochu.blogspot.com/2010/10/lyricsmiku-ie-ni-kaeru-to-tsuma-ga.html

English Translation by lygerzero0zero
http://www.youtube.com/user/lygerzero0zero

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[TheMusicnote12]

...

Red's a WIFE?

[superchibianimegirl]

wait, why is MIKU singing? Its about the dudes WIFE pretending to be dead! So, MIKU HAS A WIFE??!?!?! Weird... ^^ jk

[RedxAngelx]

Would have fit better with Green being the 'wife', as Red left him to go to Mt. Silver during a really tough part of his life...

Though, I understand why Red is the 'wife'. If he was the singer... Well he would have to speak alot xD

[1Kagomefan]

@WayEpicSims2Freak oh.... ok thank you :)!!!! u helped me out there :)

[WayEpicSims2Freak]

@1Kagomefan They're characters from the games.

[MultiPikachu123]

@1Kagomefan Umm, they are from Pokemon...

[1Kagomefan]

@Shinybestcrittercare who the f*** is ethan, lyra, may, brendan, dawn and lucas (2 of them no be inshow!)

[1Kagomefan]

......... atleast red is home

[Narutosonicrule1245]

@kawaiiPASTA yes

[PleepChan]

lol what kind of song is this? XD funny as hell though

[haifacutgirl]

i know what i can do when i get marred :D

[808raised]

She didn't pretend to have an arrow to the knee?