A Tribe of Toffs - "John Kettley is a Weatherman" with lyrics

Apparently this "John Kettley" is some kind of climate predictor, I wonder if there's a song to verify this for me...

Feel free to stalk me on twitter, it will have no benefit for you at all and probably none to me either but its what the "hip" kids are doing:

https://twitter.com/Only_One_Chris

Here are the lyrics:

Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,
Peter Snow sings very low,
Mark Burano is a soprano,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouché; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...

John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish,
And so is Billy Giles,
And so is Iain McCaskill...
And so is Wincey Willis.

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[BinaryBethan]

Well done, fair Chris.

[thepopesmokesdope94]

For I did nothing it was a simple windows movie maker job - don't know what to do now...

[BinaryBethan]

Feel proud that this is stuck in my head whilst I'm trying to revise for the science exam tomorrow?

[thepopesmokesdope94]

I guess you are an easy way for me to rack up some views - where you at today?

[DogFartsSmell]

Ive had the line 'Andy Crane has got no brain' in my head for about 20 fucking years.

Nice one.

[garystorey]

Now I know who the Libertines and that twat Doherty ripped off.

[PantsMcGhee]

Wheese knees are these knees if Richard Keys has nee knees?

[acrolith01]

When I grow up I want to post comments on youtube too! How long do I have to wait to have my brain removed and my swear box installed?! At the moment I am a total loser (so true)...even so I like the vid.

[Kubo220374]

John Noakes, surely?



[jbclaret1983]

Bring Back John Kettley and Michael Fish miles better than todays weather people!!!

[crashmat]

@BinaryBethan I hope you passed, if you didn't, well, the lesson is, DO NOT feck around on YouTube when you should be revising!!

[DragonLordJay]

Stuck in me head now!

[MrPnisHead]

Sorry about the F*****g Fog! (for younger viewers that translates to "sorry about the F in Fog")

Was that JK or MF or someone else?

[Algahiem]

A totally underrated song! :) I remembered this playing on Top of the Pops!

God, I feel old. :(

[Honeypleaser]

FANTASTIC. So nostalgic. Remember getting this when i was about six as a Christmas present from my (late) Brother. Don't know what I liked about it at the time as I wasn't really in to music til the age of about 14. Probably the Lyrics. Never thought i'd hear it again. You gotta love the internet.

[Vanheusen1000]

Best British Tv dot com has a good John Kettley interview