Rolling in the Deep - Ken's Version! Smashed Your Face into Beef!

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LYRICS:

There was a day in the summer of '01
It started out like any other, just tryin to have some fun.
But things got ugly, not just 'cause you were there.
'Cause you, Johnny, and your boys had yourselves quite the scare!

You met these douchebags who wanted to start a fight
The gangstas of that old park, they really had no lives
But this day in time they were plotting against you,
They wanted to make you shit your pants, and they knew just what to do.

The pulled out a gun and
You started to run and
You screamed like bitches at the top of your lungs!
You made it down the hill
I thought you were in the clear
But that's when it happened!

I saw you trip and fall!
Smashed your face into beef!
Got cheese all in your eyebrows
Salsa everywhere
You just laid there.

Kenny I can't describe what happened next
When you picked up your head and we all saw that dent
We had to stay back to keep from fallin in
Cuz it was probably || the size of New Orleans

The size of the dent that
You made with your head was
Bigger than Jupiter
If I had to guess!
Neighbors were asking
If it was the footprint
Of a T-rex!

I saw you trip and fall
Smashed your face into beef
Got cheese all in your eyebrows
Salsa everywhere
You just laid there.

You'd never let your Chipotle go to waste
I saw you try to save it but it was just too late
At least it landed somewhere near your mouth
So you could taste that shit while you cried it out

At least you didn't get shot!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• rolling
• in
• the
• deep
• parody
• chipotle
• ken
• karaoke
• instrumental
• singing
• adele
• burritos
• big
• headed
• motherfckers
• guns
• and
• fights
• boats
• hoes

[kaylascarolinaa]

3 things:

1) This is GENIUS.

2) You are fucking HILARIOUS.

3) Kenny is HOT.

:) and you sounded amazing, but that was a given.

[ohshttson]

@kaylascarolinaa LOL! Thank you. :) I like this comment!

[ToFF33xCuTi3]

Ohmygosh! This has made my day! I have a new "cheer up song" now haha.. By the time the second chorus came, I was singing along lol

[ohshttson]

@ToFF33xCuTi3 aww haha that's awesome!!

[cupcannibal]

ahahah omg awesome!

[shawnnieja]

hahahahahahha this is amazing . ! hahaha

[kirstenXleigh]

And he is WAY hot, btw! That smile...yum!

[kirstenXleigh]

Hahaha! This is GENIUS!!!!!

[crazylicious85]

this is great ha ha!

[PixieGone]

hahahahaha...OMG!!!! I needed a good laugh!!!!

[obi1canblome]

@ohshttson Ur so wonderful... the world should be filled with people like you! Xx

[ohshttson]

@obi1canblome life is too short to be worried about looking good all the time...i'd rather spend my days laughing. ;-)