Contest is over.
THE ANIMATION:
Talking Baseballs in The Phone is Ringing
(an Empire Short Short)
Animated, Written, and Voiced by:
123GiantPanda
http://youtube.com/123GiantPanda
FEATURED JUDGES INCLUDE...
Louie Yak:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4RITuCVqbwY
Willem:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f1KmNAJ-R7w
Jen:
http://youtube.com/JenAndKatCandy
MattyO:
http://youtube.com/mattyobrien1
Ed:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjiPaNQaBYQ
BEST JOKE CONTEST WINNER:
#1: dfg13o - http://youtube.com/dfg13o
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.
Without looking down, lawyer number two whispers, "What is this?" to which lawyer number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."
#2 (tie): MoonPieStudios5 - http://youtube.com/MoonPieStudios5
A. A pirate comes in to a store and the clerk says, "Why is there a steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate says, "Arr! It drives me nuts!"
B. Two men are walking their dogs. The first one says I smell something good cooking. The second one says we can't go into a restaurant with our dogs. The first one says watch and learn, puts his sun glasses on and walks in. the manager confronts him and says sorry sir, no dogs aloud. The first guy says this is my seeing-eye dog. The manager says a golden retriever? The first guy says, "Yeah, they're using them now." The manager lets him pass and confronts the second guy. The second guy copies the first guy and when the manager says, "A chuwawa?" The man says, "A chuwawa? They gave me a chuwawa?"
#3: Electrophill
Two rednecks were out hunting and one got plowed by a dear. The other opens his cellphone and dials 911. The operator answers and excitedly, he explains what happened.
The 911 operator replies "Are you sure he's dead?" The redneck says "I think so", the operator says "Well check and make sure he's dead". The redneck hesitates a second, then pulls out his pistol. BANG! BANG! The redneck gets back on the phone and says, "OK.. I'm sure."
#4: o0orhyano0o
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. 'Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
MOST JOKES CONTEST WINNER:
1. PricesWrite -- 323
2. dfg13o -- 229
3. ultimatoast -- 54
4. Quincy0047 -- 23
4. MoonPieStudios5 - 23
5. Broganvoip - 14
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the uploader will respond to this ? or you will click the up button OMFG ANSWER THE PHONE!
zXFunnyXz 1 year ago 2
@zXFunnyXz But what if it's a solicitor?
Thanks for watching!
TheAnimationEmpire 1 year ago
This is so dumb LOL - 5/5 XD
strizhi 1 year ago 3
@strizhi Dumb yet enjoyable! Thanks!
TheAnimationEmpire 1 year ago