I Miss My Hair

http://www.livelife365.com/
Believe it or not, back in the day, Mike used to have long, flowing hair. At times, he misses it, and one day he sat down and wrote a song about his lament. This is that song and music video. Please enjoy...

Download the mp3:
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=827210

I Miss My Hair

When I was a kid
My dad made me wear a crew cut
I hated that buzz
And when I grew up
I vowed that I'd wear my hair long
And I did...long flowing hair
Well, I like it. I loved it

Then I got a job
And they made me cut my hair
Then I got a wife, a kid, and some bills
And then my life was filled with despair
And at night I cried in my pillow
'Cause when I woke up my hair was still there
And in the shower I'm soaking my brain
And I'm waving bye-bye to my hairs
Going down the drain

(chorus)

Well, I miss my hair
It used to be there
Now I'm as bald as a baby's behind
I say I don't care
But just between you and I
Sometimes at night I cry
Why me, Lord?
Are you just bored?
Why don't you focus on the hungry and poor?
You gotta have better things to do with your time
Than to bust my balls
I miss my hair

Back in the day
I used to wear a ponytail
Now I couldn't say
If this made me cool or not
But at least it was a start
I liked it a lot
But when I took off the rubber band
Man, there was a knot
A big hairy knot
Of what once was my hair

(chorus)

Now my hair seems to grow on its own
The problem is it just avoids my head
I have think ones, thin ones, little gray curly ones everywhere
In my ears, on the tip of my nose
All over my chest, in between my toes
My shoulders look like a grizzly bear's back
And please don't ask me about those hairs
Growing out of my crack!

(chorus)

Category:

Comedy

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• rock
• humor
• funny
• music
• video
• hair
• loss
• bald
• balding
• livelife365
• song
• health
• parody
• satire
• entertainment

[ccragain]

Well, I miss your website

It used to be there...

[livelife365]

@ccragain the good news is i have been working night and day on the site and it should relaunch in the coming weeks...peace

[lovetolaugh113]

awesome song

[livelife365]

hey, thanks, but i still miss my hair...

[Droyd21]

I miss my hair, it used to be there. Very REM-ish lol.

[livelife365]

cool, thanks for watching...peace

[deanguitarlver]

long hair is awesome \m/

[SBGirly]

An Honest Man. The one ...and maybe only....thing we women have over men as we age is our hair.................and even that depends on genetics.....because some women don't have very good hair either.  I love my hair....can't imagine being without it.

[fredknack]

Nice work baldy :)

[stuchly1]

wow! great tune! gotta love it! =)

[fortmas73]

Great n amusing, video n text gave me smile without my hair :)

[fortmas73]

Great n amusing, video n text gave me smile without my hair :)