Angela find the good the bad and the muddy at Oxegen, finding out how to look good despite the rain! Who's sporting the coolest wellies and staying festival fit!
I was curious about what was going on in the Tangerine field with all the hip-dicks and yuppys, i think i have a pretty good idea now, and i'd explode in a Raoul Moat style rampage if i had to put up with all them horrible bastards. Notice the spottless wellies, always be suspicious of someone who's clean at a music festival, because they're obviously posers with no business at a music festival.
I was curious about what was going on in the Tangerine field with all the hip-dicks and yuppys, i think i have a pretty good idea now, and i'd explode in a Raoul Moat style rampage if i had to put up with all them horrible bastards. Notice the spottless wellies, always be suspicious of someone who's clean at a music festival, because they're obviously posers with no business at a music festival.
TheLargeJesus 1 year ago
Was this a competition to find the biggest wankers in a crowd of a 100,000 people?
xonairboy 1 year ago