jesus chlorophyll

After a few glasses of wine, Greg Mitchell gives a slow speech about Jesus:
Was Jesus Christ really a human being? Or is he just a metaphor for chlorophyll?

"Go look at the ancient map of the modern world."

"...if you put your corn plant in a cave, how much corn would it make? Would it make corn to feed your pig? ...NO."

In conclusion,
"...if Jesus Christ is the light of God and delivers the grace of God to humans, then Jesus is nothing more than a metaphor for chlorophyll! Nothing more than that!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• greg
• mitchell
• jesus
• christ
• chlorophyll
• wine

[colletteabbott]

Smell the dankness!!!