Creationist Video Explanation of Vegetables (my parody)

I've put my own twist on this particular unscientific creationist propaganda video.

According to the people behind this video, fruits and vegetables - despite many of the examples being domesticated versions that are no longer in their original form - are designed by a god to specifically help and develop areas of our body. Just to help us understand this, apparently this god of theirs designed the edibles to LOOK JUST LIKE WHAT THEY HELP!!

Anyway, I've tried to point out the folly of this, in my own funny little way. I hope that you enjoy.

Creationists, religion, vegetables, fruit... what is the world coming to?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• vegetables
• creationist
• religion
• creationism
• intelligent
• design
• evolution
• science
• biology
• god
• brainwashing
• fruit

[revjimbob]

A carrot is like an eye?

[RayYT]

Of course it is. If you don't believe that, you hate god, children and puppies!

[88Grin]

wow the tomato part made me choke for laughter

[RayYT]

Yes, the creationists got that one wrong. The tomato obviously isn't exactly like the heart, it's exactly like the sphincter. They should research if tomatoes help in excretory functions.

[VoteNixon2008]

I have wild carrots in my back yard they are starchy as hell and a weird kind of spicy/prickly flavor that is not appetizing at all. They are also really small, dry ,and when you bite into the single root it doesn't bite crisply like grocery store carrots,it actually shreds into unpalatable grisly shrapnel that get stuck in my throat

For some reason ancient people cultivated carrots and bred them together and selected the best stocks and what we have today is a result of humans using evolution

[annpetasupporter]

LMAO, that's a new one! Who the hell came up w/ this?!

[newspapersuit]

The function of particular fruits and vegetables to supply nutrients to particular organs is a studied concept. The concept might appear to be a little egocentric, but only when you consider that many other mammalian species who also consume these foods share similarly shaped internal organs with homo sapiens. Therefore, stating that this is a sign that animals and people are naturally attracted to this food is better way of looking at the whole similarities issue than claiming something else.

[TheSelfishAltruist]

A courgette looks like my cock, whats your point?

[jburley91]

Youtube: a place for tolerant people.

[globalist1789]

holy fuck, this puts the "super" in superficial similarities.

[labrat1807]

@RayYT no, he just thinks ur idea (because you cant call it a theory) is stupid along with me

[bobipineman]

@rivers424 try them with Ketchup :P

[types10000]

i understood it......i dont want to understand anymore :'(

goatse.

[krissyeh]

Just like the banana about all fruits and vegetables have been modified so much they do not even look like they once use to.

Yeah, this is just like the "Banana Mans" claim that "god" made it for he/she/it was intelligent.

[gonzolotik]

navy beans don't look like a flotilla either. good work sir

[Killjeser]

So if I eat a lot of bananas and plantain, I'd get healthier harder erections? Ray Comfort was trying to tell us something.