Halloween skit: Heavy I.T. and the Tech E's

Jude's work Halloween skit

Here's the lyrics:

(David) I'm Heavy I.T., and they're the Tech E's
(David) We keep things hummin', at Western Family
(David) We got the real posse, and this is how we run.
(David) We got a little story on how to get things done.

(Silas) Tina was working, then she hit a real snag,
(Silas) And ya know sittin doin nuttin, just aint her bag.
(Silas) Now it used to be once, when Niiya was here,
(Silas) Any request would take a year.

(Doug) But times have changed, ya know they aint the same
(Doug) Fixed right away, now thats Tinas game,
(Doug) So off she went to Doug, her #1 buddy,
(Doug) But he had the swine flu, he was feelin cruddy

(Lydia) Then she tracked down Mike, to see if hed listen
(Lydia) But he was no use, he was helpin Kristin
(Lydia) So on to Lydia, but she just laughed and said,
(Lydia) I cant help you, youre not a meat head!

(Dave) Gregg, Jude and Si, now they were out to lunch,
(Dave) Clock was a tickin, she was in a crunch.
(Dave) So Tina checked Ross, she was in a real fret
(Dave) What are you thinkin? Im De-Jar-Net!!

(Jude) Then the bulb goes on, Tinas on the run
(Jude) Go to David, he can get it done
(Jude) Hell fix your problem, thats for sure
(Jude) Somethins not well? Hes the cure

(David) But, rubba dub dub, heres the rub
(David) Heavy I.T., he works for grub.
(David) Gittin things done, Im the real deal
(David) But Heavy dont work, without a meal

(Group) All of I.T., ya know were on the take
(Group) Want sumpin done, Ellen wheres my cake!!

My name is Si, Im the network guy.
You want my help, then bring me pie.

Heres DC, my work is dandy
But you get nuttin done, without bringin some candy.

Im Slim Lady, hackin out the code
Please dont skimp, I need a full plate lode.

Call me Dave, I was in the navy.
I like my turkey, with a boat load of gravy.

Blackberrys broken, you call on Jude
You want it fixed, then bring me food.

Im the Big K, and I hang with these saps.
I sign their checks, and pick off their scraps.

(David) My vision is murky, wheres the jerky?
(Group) Rubba dub dub, we need some grub.
(Jude) Mary oh Mary, wheres my cookie?
(Group) Rubba dub dub, we work for grub.
(Doug) It aint no jokie, I need a little smokie
(Group) Rubba dub dub, we jones for grub.
(Lydia) Im on the take, Ill take what you bake.
(Group) Rubba dub dub, bring us grub.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rapping
• halloween