Pluto On A Good Day

Pluto is an evil possessive dog who stews behind the head of my bed in his secret doggy laboratory. He spends his days in the secret doggy liar devising schemes on how he will one day rule the world. The little time he spends outside the doggy bat cave, he uses it to let off a little doggy steam by stalking his secret love/owner Lauren, whom he has collected and assembled a hair doll resembling her behind the walls of his top secret doggy chamber. He feels that his attempts to rule the world have been driven off course due to his new owner, Zach. He cannot come to terms about Zach dating Lauren. He cannot bring himself to understand why he, a dog, cannot date Lauren, a human. Without the ability to grasp this concept, he takes his rage out on Zach, with hopes to rid him from his doggy kingdom through any means necessary. Just as long as he is dead. His fantasies have become so real that this has become who Pluto is, this is what he lives for on a daily basis. Some say during thus transformation into Evil Dr. Pluto he has developed the evilest doggy grey beard known to evil grey bearded doggys.

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