The Cancer of Literature - Pt. 5

MOVIE REVIEW TIME!

There wassurprisingly a lot I said when i did this, so i cut as much out as possible. If the stuff i cut out, I'll put it in the Special Episode at the end of the series. God, I love doing movie reviews.

Song: Gives you Hell - All-American Rejects

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[verse117]

no more parts :(((

[TheBrutalReport]

I made part six today. so Ill post it later.

[verse117]

So what are your theories when you said it's impossible that Meyer had written all these books in that short time?

[TheBrutalReport]

Well, one is she got like, her teenager niece or some shit like that to write it (I was joking for that). Or that, she's the kind of person (despiteher age) to read vampire stories on Quizilla, and has read the Vampire Diaries at some point. Since the longest thing you have to do for writing is think of a plot and character profiles, she just skipped that part and stole from those sources. .

[MrWolf316]

My big question, If Vampires want to blend in, why not get Spray tans so they don't freakin Look like Vampires?

[TheBrutalReport]

That's a good point.

AND they would interact with other people, not just their own. Otherwise, there's no point in trying to fit in with mortals.

[Uraharasensei]

"I know what you are"

"say it"

"you're all emo, pale, quiet, dont like the sun..."

"Say it"

"You're a fucking fag"

[WhyWomenAreStupid]

To put it short : "Use the Twillight book pages instead of toiletpaper, cause thats the only thing its good for! And for gods sake, DON'T WATCH THAT CRAPPY MOVIE(S)!!!"

[Nellelml13]

The Twilight Movie is glorious ! I found it as a freebie @ twilight-now . co/\/\

[BluejaySilvertounge]

The actors and actresses are good, with the exception of Stewart. However, if the script sucks, not even the most talented actress can pull it off, and face it, the book sucks, the script sucks, the acting sucks.

[MoonPhase94]

The actors were'nt given much to work with, tbf, xD

[xxlightatdarkxx]

It is boring. I fell asleep watching it. XD

[DuchessAliana]

The 4th Harry Potter movie was abysmal, and yet...still a MILLION times better than 'Twilight'. xD

As much as I have griped about the *numerous* issues with the HP movies, nothing compares to the awfulness of Twilight. I only watched the first 10 minutes, and it basically sums up the stupidity of the whole thing. And yeah, the whole fan thing? I was like...they seriously put that in? What is this? An '80s B-movie?