Best Twilight Rant EVER!
Uploader Comments (JulioBandito)
Top Comments
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when you said bella is horny, you're right. u should read the third and fourth books, like half of them is "Edward please do me!" and "Sex is so awesome". Ugh.
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october
*turn page*
november
*turn page*
*december*
*page turn*
january *turn page*
Wow best chapter ever (I'm being sarcastic)
All Comments (123)
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If you were in Twilight I guarantee nobody want to see it.
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Awesome lyrics! I'd love to have seen some of the poems you wrote to those you talked about ^^
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Stephenie Meyer is a dumb ass and she wrote a piece of utter shit.
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I'm a girl and the lion, lamb line was dumb.
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God you are awesome, you really summed it up.
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Sapphires- stupid, sparkly, fucks. Not fags... fuck sounds better.
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The books and films suck. -E-Cat. I wish that Bella could have been a strong person and someone with a personality. I also wish the names of vampires and werewolves could have not been disgraced.
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I really appreciate your perspective, but I've got to say on behalf of Twihards everywhere - whether we are estranged or not. The "Lion in Love with the Lamb" scene is one of our FAVORITES. While there are MANY things I agree with you on, I guess you have to be a girl to "get" that one, ha! And yeah, we LOVE the idea of a Vampire/Soap Opera mix - it just would have been nice if it would have been DONE RIGHT! Thanks for the perspective... I BELIEVE it when you say that you are a ROMANTIC guy!
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2:16 "A Vampire In Burbank City", i presume? fun flick...
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i seriously doubt a guy like you would ever contemplate writing poetry to a "girl"... no offense..but yea,twilight movies blow...so,uhhh continue please.
how is twilight romantic?
Sicowkaksin 4 months ago 3
@Sicowkaksin its not
JulioBandito 4 months ago 14