Adam, Eve, and the Garden of Dummies - Bible Stories w/ OG

Gather round kiddies! It's time for a Bible story told by none other than yours truly, Jimbo the Prophet OG, may peace and rice krispies always be upon me.

Story narrated to the sounds of "A Whole New World" by Chill Carrier, used with permission under a creative commons license.

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[edc5954]

check out how adam and eve had sex with satan and it was not just fruit at new revelation books dot com

[logicked]

I'm all for ripping on the bible, but it's the tree of knowledge of good and evil, not the tree of general knowledge.

[Ezldor]

@MrEnlightenup i think u forgot the caps on

try again

[MrEnlightenup]

@Ezldor WELL ALL I CAN TELL YOU IF THE ARK WAS REAL AND NOAH STARTED TO BUILD IT WHEN HE WAS 500 YEARS OLD AND LIVED TO BE ALMOST 1000 YEARS OLD AND BUILD THE ARK WITH TAR AND LUMBER WOW,AND HE HAD AIR TANKS FOR ALL THE ANIMALS AND ALL DIFF SIZE AIR MASK,HE WAS WAY AHEAD OF OUR TIMES.MY ONLY PROBLEM IS DID THE DINOSAURS THAT WERE ON THE ARK HAVE ROOM..WHAT A GREAT FANTASY STORY,BUT I THINK HARRY POTTER IS BETTER FOR KIDS NO SEX IN IT

[Ezldor]

@MrEnlightenup all u have to do is google it , or is that too hard for u ?

google : can u breathe at the top of mount everest

cant be more simple than that , or do u want me to send u a direct link ?

[MrEnlightenup]

@Ezldor you need help with your reality if you think for one momment the fantasy story of the ark is true.the air is to thin up their for anything to survive,do a little research into your realm of reality.

[OmfgItsHenu]

@Ezldor wait.. im confused. you actually believe noahs ark-story is possible..?

[Ezldor]

@MrEnlightenup highest mountain in the world is mount everest , and u still can breathe there , hard , but u can

a little bit of research wont hurt you

[MrEnlightenup]

@Ezldor well how about,rain water mixing with salt water since you were their on this ark you can tell the whole world what happen..and the water,where did it go.if the water hit the top of the highest mountain,then their was no air at the top,of the mountain,you think they had air tanks with air back then before the dark ages.

[BIGHAIRYSILVERBALLS]

@MrEnlightenup yer i agree . just got to look at the 2 pagen religions b4 jesus , infact lets have a look at people born on the 25th.

jesus , budha ,horus, Beddou, Quetzalcoatl, Attis, Tammuz, Mithra, Dionysus, Krishna, Attis, and the romans worshipped Saturnalia on this day , so this is truely an evil day..

I could go on all day , im not sure why religous people dont do any study to find out about all of this , i guess there brainwashed .