Socialism is BAD! MmmnKay

Dear Diary

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by socialist electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the socialist clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the socialist radio to one
of the FCC regulated channels to hear what the socialist National Weather
Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration
determined the weather was going to be like using socialist satellites
designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration.
I watched this while eating my breakfast of socialist US
Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the socialist drugs
which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the socialist National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my socialist National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the socialist roads build by the socialist local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the socialist Environmental Protection Agency, using socialist legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the socialist US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the socialist public school.
If I get lost, I can use my socialist GPS navigation technology developed by the United States Department of Defense and made available to the public in 1996 by President Bill Clinton who issued a policy directive declaring socialist GPS to be a dual-use military/civilian system to be managed as a national socialist asset.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the socialist workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the socialist USDA, I drive my socialist NHTSA car back home on the socialist DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the socialist state and local building codes and socialist fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the socialist local police department.

I then get on my computer and use the socialist internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and browse the socialist World Wide Web using my graphical web browser, both made possible by Al Gore's socialist High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991. I then post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

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[Physicbuddha]

I approve of this.

[FSAthe1st]

@gupnup "Wow your voice is annoying as fuck. And fuck you commie."

Well done Moron. The guy in the video is SkepticSnarf. C0ct0pusPrime has a voice that would rip your ears to shreds if you pissed him off and a set of mannerisms that demonstrate he doesn't take any shit...

And Socialism is NOT Communism... Idiot.

[LordCustos3]

@YourMindOnDrugz

>"Wrong, the free market could do most things better because capitalism breeds innovation."

Only up to a point. Once a corporation becomes powerful enough, it becomes less important to innovate, and becomes an obstacle to progress (because all the innovative startups "get their air supply cut off".)

Adam Smith's Invisible Hand spends way too much time being a fist, furiously masturbating a fat, lazy and complacent oligarchy of old guard "winners".

[FSAthe1st]

@AnarchoCommunist1 Tell that to most European countries.

[AnarchoCommunist1]

@FSAthe1st Socialism is immature Communism. ED-ot!

[Nemejester]

1-Go live in europe, every country here is socialist

2-Learn what proper socialism is, and enjoy your better life

3-Get back

4-Sob as you realise that right wing policies and the united state's politics are SHIT (healthcare in america ololol)

5-????

6-PROFIT!

[YourMindOnDrugz]

@tekproxy My apologies. Sarcasm is hard to tell over text(Even as stated in the wikipedia article).

I'd suggest putting in phrases like "Right?" or "Oh wait......" to clearify.

and reply to your other post, yes i know the postal system along with the education system are a joke.

[LordCustos3]

@YourMindOnDrugz

>"The phone service use to be controlled by the govornment"

Actually, you have this both backward and sideways. The phone service used to be controlled by Bell Telephone. It became a rapacious monopoly that had shit service at exorbitant prices. THEN it got broken up into many smaller companies, which began to compete....and to compete, they had to have better service and lower prices than their competitors.

[tekproxy]

@YourMindOnDrugz I'm sorry. Maybe you just didn't know about the American Postal system and how it's a total, government subsidized, government enforced monopoly (price floors) failure

[tekproxy]

@YourMindOnDrugz What I'm about to tell you is very important. After "Wrong" you should put a period. Ok, that's not important, but the next thing is: Goto wikipedia and search "sarcasm". I genuinely, sincerely wish you to read it very carefully and slowly. You obviously have what's called "mind blindness" and are incapable of understanding even _blatant_ sarcasm.

[YourMindOnDrugz]

@tekproxy Wrong, the free market could do most things better because capitalism breeds innovation.

Example: The phone service use to be controlled by the govornment, but was open to the free market and look how it boomed.

[ThoseWhoStayUofM]

You can make the same argument for free-market capitalism using most of these examples. Also, the federal reserve is a private institution that is completely unregulated by the government so that aspect is completely factually inaccurate. Also, the FDA probably cost millions of people their lives while we waiting for them to approve those drugs. Public schools suck and the postal service is bankrupt. Putting the word "socialist" in front of a word doesn't make it socialist morons.